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Yeah the Beatles were real good, but there was four of them.

There was only one Elvis.

Imagine 4 Elvises.

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A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby

Baby close your eyes and listen to the music
Drifting through a summer breeze
It's a groovy night and I can show you how to use it
Come along with me and put your mind at ease

A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby

Come on baby I'm tired of talking
Grab your coat and let's start walking
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Don't procrastinate, don't articulate
Girl it's getting late, gettin' upset waitin' around

A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby



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Thats right you limey fuckers. Elvis is the MAN!
 
Look at this pic:

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and imagine him saying:

"You see, we got this new thing called 'satellite' which will send a signal all over the world at one time so everyone can see the concert. It'll be the most people ever to watch a concert at once before in the history of mankind. Everyone will be able to see my new black-belt moves and sing along to Suspicious Minds. It'll be fantasitic. I just wish my Mother was still here to see it. She would be so proud."

ELVIS IS KING!
 
Elvis Costello doesn't count.

We're talking about a guy who did a cameo in the Spice Girls movie as a bartender. ;)
 
Do you want to know a secret?
A hunk-a hunk-a burnin' love
Why can't we do it in the road?
Long as there's stars above
 
RommieSG said:
Elvis Costello doesn't count.

We're talking about a guy who did a cameo in the Spice Girls movie as a bartender. ;)
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Well, he's still alive to laugh it off. Your guy can't really say much about Nixon naming him an "anti-drug deputy" now can he?

:bigass:
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Well, he's still alive to laugh it off. Your guy can't really say much about Nixon naming him an "anti-drug deputy" now can he?

:bigass:
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Elvis Presley ain't my guy, actually. But I don't think you would have found him in the Spice Girls movie. ;)

Okay, I'll admit it. I've got the movie on DVD. Sue me. :P
 
Elvis can also be found in 200 Cigarettes, Straight to Hell, No Surrender, De-Lovely, Prison Song, Americathon (!), and coming up in 2006, Delirious and the untitled Will Ferrell NASCAR comedy.

He also guest-starred (acting, not just singing) on The Larry Sanders Show, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Two and a Half Men, Frasier, and The Simpsons.

I'm not actually starting a pissing contest...I just really love the man. :)
 
Don't forget a cameo in 'Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me' along with Burt Bacharach. ;)
 
Elvis Costello is a god. In his first live American TV appearance he did a version of Watching The Detectives that was transformative (That's right Sardy, another big word), and switched songs in his second set live on TV from Alison (My Aim Is True), to Radio Radio. THE MASTER. Set up his Mesa Boogie and Rickenbacker and screamed out all that acid drenched 50's angst on the corner of the RCA building until he was arrested.

But he got the contract for This Years Model :)

ROCK TEH HOUSE
 
I've got this weird CD with he did with that blonde Nordic woman he later married, and that disc with George Jones is ridiculous.
 
d'ya mean his wife, Canadian torch-singer, Diana Krall? ;)

seriously, Costello's a genius. I didn't know they had done a CD together, though...is it jazz=like?
 
He did that record almost 20 fucking years ago, long before he ever married her. Yeah Krall, that's the one. They did torch songs and classical ballads. I'll find it and host it somewhere.
 
Elvis Costello isn't fit to lick the sweat from Elvis Presley's forehead.

Elvis, the one true Elvis, was the second coming of Jesus Christ. Word.
 
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