You know what?

[Name Pending]

Elvis Costello isn't fit to lick the sweat from Elvis Presley's forehead.

Elvis, the one true Elvis, was the second coming of Jesus Christ. Word.

Thank you. I am starting to get irritated with all this nonsense about the Costello Elvis. THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE ELVIS!!!

You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog
Cryin’ all the time.
You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog
Cryin’ all the time.
Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit
And you ain’t no friend of mine.

When they said you was high classed,
Well, that was just a lie.
When they said you was high classed,
Well, that was just a lie.
You ain’t never caught a rabbit
And you ain’t no friend of mine

 

[Name Pending]

A well I bless my soul
What’s wrong with me?
I’m itching like a man on a fuzzy tree
My friends say I’m actin’ wild as a bug
I’m in love
I’m all shook up
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

My hands are shaky and my knees are weak
I can’t seem to stand on my own two feet
Who do you thank when you have such luck?
I’m in love
I’m all shook up
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

Please don’t ask me what’s on my mind
I’m a little mixed up, but I’m feelin’ fine
When I’m near that girl that I love best
My heart beats so it scares me to death!

She touched my hand what a chill I got
Her lips are like a vulcano that’s hot
I’m proud to say she’s my buttercup
I’m in love
I’m all shook up
Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

My tongue get tied when I try to speak
My insides shake like a leaf on a tree
There’s only one cure for this body of mine
That’s to have the girl that I love so fine!

 

[jack]

Well it's so funny to be seeing you after so long girl
But the way you look I understand that you were not impressed
But you let that little friend of mine
Take off your party dress
I'm not going to get too sentimental
like those other stinking valentines
Cos I don't know if you were loving somebody
I only know it isn't mine
Alison
I know these words are killing you
Alison
My aim is true
Well, I see you've got a husband now
Did he leave your little fingers lying in the wedding cake?
He used to hold you right in his hands
I bet it took all he could take.
Sometime I wish that I could
STOP
you from talking
when I hear the silly things that you say
I think somebody better put out the big light
Cos I can't stand to see you this way.
Alison
I know these words are killing you
Oh Alison
My aim is true.

 

[Gagh]

I prefer Captain Beefheart.