You know what's cooler than the Oscars?

[Dual]

Not having TV, that's what.

 

[jack]

What are the "oscars"?

 

[Aquehonga]

I hate Hollywood & it's cauldron of hypocritical swine.

 

[Dual]

I hate Hollywood & it's cauldron of hypocritical swine.

Try living here, little guy.

 

[FBI parte due]

The East Coast may be a giant rat- and prep-infested shithole, but I love it all the same.

 

[Loktar]

Not having TV, that's what.

TV is the opiate of the masses and all that bullshit, eh?

 

[Ishcabittle]

Sorry, can't talk, live tweeting the #oscars.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Okay, CRANKY BASTARD.

 

[whisky]

I thought the answer was going to be liquid nitrogen