You know who I hate...?

[Loktar]

That means I could watch NASCAR while getting beer!

Theoretically....yes.

 

['Gear]

The information contained in this thread represents a real embarrassment for America.

Wifi enabled refrigerators is just going to make it that much harder to escape from wolves or baboons.

 

[Dr Dave]

That's just crazy talk!

 

['Gear]

As an American consumer, I can only assume I'm somehow in some small part responsible for wifi fridges.

 

[Ilyanna]

Wifi enabled refrigerators is just going to make it that much harder to escape from wolves or baboons.

I bet the fridge was a German model. Modern warfare, nobody can say we don't learn from past mistakes.
(well, actually, we don't, but at least it never gets boring!)

 

[Dr Dave]

That's the spirit!

 

[Ilyanna]

Of course, now that it has come to our attention that in lieu of invasions in winter or put our resources into inventing emasculating hardware, we can now simply buy countries, this whole conquering the world stuff should run way smoother now, anyway.

 

['Gear]

I bet the fridge was a German model. Modern warfare, nobody can say we don't learn from past mistakes.
(well, actually, we don't, but at least it never gets boring!)

There aren't very many things more exciting then attempting to escape from German baboons.

 

['Gear]

Of course, now that it has come to our attention that in lieu of invasions in winter or put our resources into inventing emasculating hardware, we can now simply buy countries, this whole conquering the world stuff should run way smoother now, anyway.

If you give me a brand new 650i, you can run whatever the hell you want.

 

[Ilyanna]

Indeed. Do you have any idea how terrifying a German babboon coming at you at full speed can be? Your instincts won't even take the time to chose between fight and flight, you'll be running away before your brain even had time to process the sight.

If you give me a brand new 650i, you can run whatever the hell you want.

lol, damn, you're so easy. And, yeah, I :wub: me my BMW's, too

 

[Dr Dave]

Of course, now that it has come to our attention that in lieu of invasions in winter or put our resources into inventing emasculating hardware, we can now simply buy countries, this whole conquering the world stuff should run way smoother now, anyway.

And with all the tax loopholes, you end up owing nothing or even getting back money.

 

[Ilyanna]

Yep. It's all figured out already. Greece was just the beginning, the US is already a done deal, and Merkel and Medvedev are talking AS WE POST

 

['Gear]

RELEASE THE BABOONS!

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

['Gear]

Dr.-

I know it ain't much of a thread.

I can make fire with a couple of pieces of wood and a bit of string.

Optimist. That's me.

 

[Loktar]

Dr.-

I know it ain't much of a thread.

I can make fire with a couple of pieces of wood and a bit of string.

Optimist. That's me.

I can make fire with a can of beans, my butt and a lighter.

 

[Dr Dave]

Dr.-

I know it ain't much of a thread.

I can make fire with a couple of pieces of wood and a bit of string.

Optimist. That's me.

It's Dr Dave not Dr.-.

 

['Gear]

I was talking to the other Dr.

 

[Loktar]

Doctor Who?

 

['Gear]

I was told MF was staffed entirely by Ph.d's.