You know you're getting old . . .

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beer, I want beer
. . . when you start using your cocktail shaker to make sure the BeneFiber mixes completely with the juice.
 
Having a diabetic girlfriend and my own problems we eat non fat, low cholesterol, low salt, low carb,,, . It sucks.

I hope there is good food in the afterlife. :(
 
You know you're old when a) your 20-10 vision is long gone and you need granny specs to read and b) you always have some damned prescription that you need to take.
 
This thread depresses me and I'm never looking at it again.

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I know I'm getting old, because I watched all the shows on Nick At Nite in first run airings, and half the actors from the Nickeloneon shows I watched have their own shows (Amanda Bynes, anyone?)

:p

Seriously, I knwo I'm getting old 'cause I dress for confort and not just for style. Sure, I keep in fashion. But I don't have loads of miniskirts. The only Mini I want in life now is a Cooper ;)

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