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You know you're getting old . . .

Number_6

beer, I want beer
. . . when you start using your cocktail shaker to make sure the BeneFiber mixes completely with the juice.
 
Ahaha
 
hehehe.. well it sucks when it DOESNT mix properly!!!
 
Having a diabetic girlfriend and my own problems we eat non fat, low cholesterol, low salt, low carb,,, . It sucks.

I hope there is good food in the afterlife. :(
 
At least 6 isn't stirring it.
 
No, even my Benefiber I drink shaken, not stirred.
 
I thought as much.
 
Wow. I'm older than you, 6, and I don't need benefiber.
 
COYOTEUGLY IN CHRONIC EXPLOSIVE BOWELS SHOCKER!
 
Benefiber, eh?
 
You know you're old when a) your 20-10 vision is long gone and you need granny specs to read and b) you always have some damned prescription that you need to take.
 
You know you're old when your prescription medications outnumber the fingers on both hands.
 
You know you're old when you have your doctor's phone number on speed dial.
 
You know you're old when the younger generation's newest fad is your history.
 
You know you're old when you must choose creamed corn over corn on the cob.
 
You know you're old when you have more aches and pains than a seasoned motorcross rider.
 
This thread depresses me and I'm never looking at it again.

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I know I'm getting old, because I watched all the shows on Nick At Nite in first run airings, and half the actors from the Nickeloneon shows I watched have their own shows (Amanda Bynes, anyone?)

:p

Seriously, I knwo I'm getting old 'cause I dress for confort and not just for style. Sure, I keep in fashion. But I don't have loads of miniskirts. The only Mini I want in life now is a Cooper ;)

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