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"You lot aren't ready to know the truth about Darth Vader."

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Okay, Heaven. Okay.
 
Maybe she meant to say DarthSikle.
 
I liked Harry's "and did you get this book from Waterstones or somewhere more specialised?" line.
 
The Darth Vader line was one of the best so far and I do think she's genuine. Btw, iirc, Nabiru or whatever it's called is supposed to be another planet in our solar system that people who believe the world will end next year think will crash into Earth.
 
Maybe Rebeckah's negative vibrations will deflect Nabiru, ironically enough!
 
BUT HEAVEN MUST REMAIN IN THE HOUSE TO AMPLIFY AND DIRECT THE ENERGY WAVES!!!1
 
Heaven agreed only to enter the house on the condition that she would not be filmed or photographed, as her totem animal could get angry and desert her. So far the mirrors (which the producers assured her help to tune the harmonic resonance of positive vibrations) are keeping her (and her totem) fooled.
 
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