You may address me as Mr.President!

[Dr Dave]

[17:26] <@Cassie> SUsie Dr_Dave is the PRESIDENT
[17:27] <Dr_Dave> I'm the president?
[17:27] <@Cassie> good job wikipedia
[17:27] <@Cassie> YES DR_DAVE
[17:27] <Dr_Dave> Of what?
[17:27] <@Cassie> we elected you while you were sleeping
[17:27] <Dr_Dave> Oh
[17:27] <@Cassie> of chatistan

 

[Dr Dave]

[17:28] <@Cassie> your presidential acceptance speech
[17:30] <Dr_Dave> My fellow chatters, we live in monumental times of chat awesomeness. We have overcome hard times, such as those times Fuckman said "FUCK YOU", and when Gul came into chat at all. In the 21st and a half century, we will prevail. Chatistan, Fuck yeah!

 

[Cassie]

LONG LIVE THE PRESIDENT AND STUFF!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Former chatters to return to celebrate?

 

[Dr Dave]

Laserdude?!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sure, why not.

 

[Cassie]

COME BACK HEADVOID

 

[CaptainWacky]

We'll give you ops!

(Not really, that will never happen.)

 

[Cassie]

(again)

HEADVOID IS THE DEVIL!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's not as bad as Facebook.

 

[Dr Dave]

Or Trump!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or Matt Hardy!

 

[Dr Dave]

Or STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or SANDY DUNCAN!

 

[Dr Dave]

OR PETE ROSE!

 

[Cassie]

OR A DUNG BEETLE.

 

[Dr Dave]

OR AN UNPLESENT MONGOOSE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND MY AXE!

(I forgot what we were doing.)

 

[Dr Dave]

Shouting things?

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES. FUCK LIFE.