You might think his new trick is sick.

[The Question]

Sawing a pigeon in half with a stick.

 

[Gagh]

CLINT EASTWOOD ON THE LOO EXCLUSIVE PICTURES HOLLYWOOD ALL ACCESS WE SPEAK TO UMA THURMAN ABOUT HER FAVOURITE VAGINAL DEODORANTS ONLY IN HOLLYWOOD ALL ACCESS THIS WEEK DOES MATT DAMON USE COAL DUST FOR TOOTHPASTE? WE REVEAL ALL. WHY EVA LONGARIA WANTS TO LEAVE DESPERATE HOUSWIVES TO START A KNITTING CLUB FOR GAY MEN ALL THIS AND MUCH MUCH MORE INCLUDING WHY BRAD HATE'S ANGELINA'S NEW PULLOVER AND MUCH MUCH MORE IN AINSLEY HARRIOT'S HOLLWOOD ALL ACCESS AVAILABLE IN ALL REALLY BAD NEWSAGENTS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No.

(LOL I REPLY LIK ETHIS ONCE IN A WHILE TO MAKE GAGH THINGK" THAT BASTARD HE EATS TUNA OUT OF A CAT")

 

[Gagh]

BONC!

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEAH YOU HEARD ME YOU TUNA-GUZZLING CUM-JOCKEY YOU LOVE IT OUT OF A CAT DON'T YOU LIKE YOUR THE BEE'S KNEES LIKE YOU'RE THE ROCK WHEN OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE NOT YOU JABRONI NAMED JUVENTOOD WHAT IS YOUR NAME IT MATTERS NOT WHAT THOU NAME IS VERILY IT IS TRUE DEATH TO THE STUPID PRINCE WE HAIL PRINCE GEORGE WE HAIL PRINCE GEORGE AND DUNCAN'S HORSE DID TURN AND EAT ITSELF AS USUAL MORE CUNNING THAN A NEGRO WHO HAS GRADUATED BIRMINGHAM UNIVERSITY WITH A DEGREE IN IMPREGNATING WHITE WOMEN LOL FUCKING IMIGRANTS COMING OVER TO OUR COUNTRY STEALING OUR JOBS BUT THE TWIST IS THAT THE COUNTRY IS AFRICA AND THE IMMIGRANTS ARE WHITE NOW WHO'S THE RACIST LOOK IN A MIRROR JACK JOHN LOCKE JUST BLEW UP BIG BEN WHILE NATALIE PORTMAN SHAVED HER HEAD AGAIN BECAUE DONALD TRUMP HYPNOTISED HER TO DO A RUN-IN AT WRESTLEMANIA AND DISTRACT JEFF HARDY IN THE LADDER MATCH BECAUSE TRUMP WANTED MATT TO WIN BUT MATT REMEMBERED WHEN LITA CHEATED ON HIM WITH D-VON DUDLEY AND STARTED PUNCHING HIMSELF REALLY HARD UNTL HE EJACULATED WITHOUT ORGASMING AND THEN LAKER GIRL BOUGHT HIM A BIG MAC WITH HEY BOYFRIEND'S CREDIT CARD AND SAID "ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE WHITE?" AND X-RAYED HIM TO BE SURE AND HE WAS THEN MARK HENRY RAN IN AND STOLE THE BIG MAC THE GREEDY BABOON NOT A RCIAL COMMENT LOL HE LOOKS LIKE PREDATOR HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT WELL YOU YOU YOU OUGHTA KNOW!

 

[The Question]

CaptainWacky: TKer most likely to go on an extended, ferocious acid trip at will.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Without the acid.

 

[The Question]

No, it was in your coffee this morning, I made sure. I also poured a shotglass worth into each of your eyes while you slept so there'd be no error.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So that's why I broke the duck's neck!

 

[The Question]

That wasn't a duck, that was the ugly girl you proposed marriage and sodomy to the night before.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh, no crime commited then!