YOU OLD PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK

[Alucard]

Yeah Im talking about you hopeless Star Trek shits.

I know you all spend your time masturbating to Princess Layme in her gold bikini and arguing over shit like which ship is faster or bigger than the other ship or whatever the fuck.

I'm sixteen, and I've lived more than all of you. Much more. I've read more about ACTUAL REAL LIFE than you sacks of shit.

I was at school reading some articles on Wikipedia and a friend of mine shows me an article on this shithole. What a fucking pathetic story. Your all a bunch of fucking nerds who wanted to pretend you were somebody on a Star Track board so you said some bad words, got thrown out, and boom, here you all are.

Fucking wastes of space.

 

[FBI parte due]

If only I could reclaim the days of my youth.

Now I'm retired, living of social security.

 

[Cassie]

What's that sonny? I couldn't hear you.

 

[Alucard]

What's that sonny? I couldn't hear you.

I'll repeat myself, old bitch: you're all fucking old fucking nerds.

Did you hear that?

 

[Kefka]

I'm sixteen, and I've lived more than all of you. Much more. I've read more about ACTUAL REAL LIFE than you sacks of shit.

Is that why you pretend to be a 16-year old in one of the most clumsiest troll attempts ever taken upon here?

 

[Cassie]

LOL

 

[FBI parte due]

Same person, then?

Lawdy.

 

[dogbert]

We are nerds and we fuck.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I love n00bs who think that merely coming here and flaming people is enough to be considered sentient.

In the words of Gypsy, "You gotta get a gimmick!" Or at least not be a thumb-sucking AOL n00b.

I bet your MySpace page has music on it and everything. But no friends. Except Tom, of course...

 

[Cassie]

TOM IS A PERSON TOO!

 

[FBI parte due]

Not a very good one.

 

[Cassie]

Grrrr!

 

[Grandtheftcow]

I was at school reading some articles on Wikipedia and a friend of mine shows me an article on this shithole.

Link?

I don't think TK has an article on Wiki.

 

[FBI parte due]

I think Conchaga may have gotten bored and decided to do something about that.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's on EncyclopediaDramatica, which is the same but different.

We went through all this last week or something...

 

[dogbert]

Ya I remember, I was there. And you were there too Eggs. And FBI. Ahhh those were good times.

 

[FBI parte due]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll#Trolling_Sites

Looky thar.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Things were so much simpler then...

I MISS 2ss2!

 

[Grandtheftcow]

It's on EncyclopediaDramatica, which is the same but different.

We went through all this last week or something...

Yeah but our junior troll here said he was on Wikipedia.

I'd love to see the school projects that got some of their research info from Encyclopedia Dramatica.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll#Trolling_Sites

Looky thar.

There's a link to here, but we don't have a page there.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Troll_Kingdom

There ya go.