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YOU OLD PEOPLE FUCKING SUCK

Eggs Mayonnaise said:
It's on EncyclopediaDramatica, which is the same but different.

We went through all this last week or something...
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Excuse me? Duh? We all know that the great Messenger created that ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA entry. Do not try to cover this up. I deigned to absorb and regurgitate the ED style of Internet LULZ humor for our mutual entertainment out of sheer boredom. Some here would believe that I created this due to spite. Not so. Those who believe this have been PWned by the great Messenger.
 
Alucard said:
Yeah Im talking about how high school gives me the shits.

I know you all spend your time driving your own car instead of your parents' or going out to bars on the weekends or cashing paychecks instead of pocketing a few pitiful bills courtesy of an allowance or whatever the fuck.

I'm sixteen, and I'm lonelier than all of you. Much lonelier. I spend lots of time reading about ACTUAL REAL LIFE than you sacks of shit, coz reading about it is as close as a prepubescent puppy like me can get.

I was at school reading some articles on Wikipedia coz thats how cool I am and a friend of mine shows me an article on this shithole just as the school bully comes up and gives me an atomic wejjee and then she was laughing. What a fucking pathetic story. Your all a bunch of fucking nerds but the werst thing abowt u all is that u can spel and no how to english good.

Us kids is differnt. Were fucking wastes of space.
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Aw, ain't it cute? Let's keep it.
 
Alucard was Dracula's son in the Castlevania games (Notice the spelling). It wouldn't make for a bad primary handle, such as Blade.

Well, you know where things have gone wrong here.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Only if you promise to feed and bathe it. Otherwise it's going straight back to the pound.
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Oh. Well, fuck that, then. Somebody take it out back, I'll find you a shovel in a second.
 
I thought when TK went back on Wiki that we would get a rush of:

1. Decent duals pretending they found TK on Wiki
2. Genuine nutjobs that might entertain us.

I forgot
3. Really crap sock puppets that are too obvious for words.
 
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