You ugly bag of mostly water!

[Dr Dave]

Yeah you, hurry up and get my gin.

 

[Tyrant]

This one?

 

[Dr Dave]

Only if it was filled with gin.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGIE

 

[Gagh]

ROM ATE LEETA'S TITS WHEN HE GOT FERENGI BRAIN DISEASE. IT'S TRUE - IT'S IN A PETER DAVID BOOK, WHICH ALAS MAKES IT NON-CANON!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ROM NOW STARS AS UGLY BETTY AND HAD FAKE BREASTS IMPLANTED USING HIS OLD FERENGI LOBES LOL HE'S A BIG DRUNK

 

[Loktar]

ROM ATE LEETA'S TITS WHEN HE GOT FERENGI BRAIN DISEASE. IT'S TRUE - IT'S IN A PETER DAVID BOOK, WHICH ALAS MAKES IT NON-CANON!

What's wrong with books by Peter David? I likes them.

I am a wee bit drunk. wheee!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is Rom really in Ugly Betty?

 

[Loktar]

Is Rom really in Ugly Betty?

Yep.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm not watching it then.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Salma Hayek has a recurring role and often takes her blouse off.

Vanessa Williams plays a bitch.

And FEATURING ALAN DALE! w00t!

 

[Dr Dave]

I asked for gin, damn you!