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Your last thought will be "I HATE DOGS"

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I have decided that your last thought before you die (or right as you die) will be "I HATE DOGS" therefore I am posting this thread so that you remember it right as you die and think to yourself "I hate dogs...oh shit, he was right!" So, really, your last thought won't be "I HATE DOGS" but rather "I hate dogs...oh shit, he was right!" but it's close enough. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO GO EAT SOME CHICKEN.
 
You cant tell me what my last thought will be.
 
JUST YOU WAIT
 
That won't happen because you're an INSIGNIFICANT SPECK and I forget about you every time I leave TK.
 
They (well, me) say you remember weird, random things when you die. AND WHAT'S MORE WIRD AND RANDOM THAN HITLER'S NOSE LFGOLDfj
 
SURE THING, CAPTAINWACKO (SEE I MADE SUBTLE FUN OF YOUR NAME BY CHANGING A LETTER SO IT HAS A DIFFERENT MEANING AHAHAHA)
 
Yeah but that's because I raise attack dogs, and I live across the street from a serial killer.

So I have a way-more-likely than average chance of having a dog run at me ferociously, while getting I'm stabbed in the throat from behind by a maniac.
 
Oh you!
 
This assumes that I'll die.
 
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