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Your Life in Six Words
- Thread starter NeonMercuryASH
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SuN
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actually fuck 6 words
My whole life has gone to fucking shit since I was here last, and not by any damn efforts of my own. I mean if i wanted to nuke my life, then that would have been cool. Its like a complete fucking wrap up, and I built the life of my dreams, it was fucking awesome; the only good now is that im not in jail, which actually could be a negative considering how much of a lose cannon I am right now. The other night, I even played chicken on the road with a cop, and he was chicken, didnt even pull me over.
Everyones fucking dead, my fur kids are dead, my students are bigots who fail to understand that their prejudices are preventing them from learning about human rights, something they paid thousands of dollars to do, inlcuding funding my ganja. I was going to do the blue eye brown eye experiement on them, but thats outlawed these days, its not [politically correct, but for some reason its fine to allow me to toy with their bullshit perceptions in the name of being a Professor. Who the fuck thought it was a great idea to give me this kind of power?
Everythings fucked. But on the bright side im primed for absolute fucking destruction or absolute new adventures.
My whole life has gone to fucking shit since I was here last, and not by any damn efforts of my own. I mean if i wanted to nuke my life, then that would have been cool. Its like a complete fucking wrap up, and I built the life of my dreams, it was fucking awesome; the only good now is that im not in jail, which actually could be a negative considering how much of a lose cannon I am right now. The other night, I even played chicken on the road with a cop, and he was chicken, didnt even pull me over.
Everyones fucking dead, my fur kids are dead, my students are bigots who fail to understand that their prejudices are preventing them from learning about human rights, something they paid thousands of dollars to do, inlcuding funding my ganja. I was going to do the blue eye brown eye experiement on them, but thats outlawed these days, its not [politically correct, but for some reason its fine to allow me to toy with their bullshit perceptions in the name of being a Professor. Who the fuck thought it was a great idea to give me this kind of power?
Everythings fucked. But on the bright side im primed for absolute fucking destruction or absolute new adventures.
Love Child
One Love
Aw fuck. I was trying six!
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
Wow! Didn't know Zimmy could count
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
I take that back, five words
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
Cut down in your life's prime