You're a communist and smell of bad pies.

[Dr Dave]

I may just say that to somebody today.

 

[Cassie]

DO IT FOR CARDASSIA!

 

[Dr Dave]

DONE!

I was worried today would be a total loss.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Communists to start building robots?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Name some bad pies, said Steve Harvey.

 

[curiousa2z]

yeah, I'm Canadian - in our religion we don't believe in bad pies.

 

[Dr Dave]

A rancid pie would be a bad pie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about a pie containing used needles?

 

[Dr Dave]

That's even worse!

 

[CaptainWacky]

What about a pie containing Tomtrek's soul?

 

[Dr Dave]

Good pie!

 

[Gagh]

I hear Tomtrek likes Fish Pie.

 

[Dr Dave]

What kind of fish does he put in his fish pie?

 

[Gagh]

Humuhumunukunukuapua'a

 

[Dr Dave]

That rouge...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why do americans call tuna "tuna fish" when normal people (Brits) just call it "tuna"?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's slang. We say "tuna fish" specifically as a substititute for "a tuna salad sandwich", but not for the fish itself, or the fish prepared any other way.

 

[headvoid]

I think it comes from the fact that Americans call protein (cheese or meat) mixed with full fat mayonnaise a "salad"

I wonder if they should call it "Tuna self delusion"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Do the English call it "tuna mayonnaise" like they call egg salad "eggs mayonnaise"?

 

[headvoid]

Yes, radical I know - But we decided when you add two ingredients together you can just call the new thing by the name of the two ingredients.

Therefore we call it Eggs Mayonnaise, not Eggs Dynamite or Eggs crushing futility of our existence.

Egg Salad involves Multiple ingredients, Lettuce, Tomato etc. Apart from in Glasgow where they become dizzy and disorientated when you add more than one extra colour or healthy item to a dish.