You're a communist and smell of bad pies.

[CaptainWacky]

AND WHAT ARE GRITS ANYWAY?

(Note: I know very well what grits are let's not have the grits discussion again.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

COMING SOON: NEW DUAL "GRITS MAYONNAISE"

 

[Cassie]

LET'S TALK ABOUT GRITS!

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie mailed me some grits once. I liked them.

 

[Cassie]

TRUE FACT!

 

[Dr Dave]

Flavored grits!

 

[Cassie]

CHEESE FLAVOR

 

[Dr Dave]

I should see if any stores around here have flavored grits.

 

[CaptainWacky]

CASSIE DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU.

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't destroy Cassie!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I destroyed the first Cassie.

 

[Cassie]

THE FIRST CASSIE WAS MADE OF GRITS AND CHEESE!

 

[Dr Dave]

WHAT?!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The first Cassie had more toes.

 

[Dr Dave]

How many more?

 

[Bickendan]

Enough that Monty Python considered doing a skit about it, but settled with the man with 3 buttocks instead.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She had toes growing down her spine.