YOU'VE GOT TO GET SOME GARLIC

[curiousa2z]

WHO ORDERED THE PIZZA?

 

[Dr Dave]

Dave likes onions

 

[CaptainWacky]

YEAH AND RAPE

 

[Cassie]

with mushrooms and olives

 

[Ishcabittle]

rape w/garlic makes for a good meal when your hard up for cash

 

[CaptainWacky]

And it stops vampires attacking you during the rape.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I may order a pizza tonight for when I'm watching something that's not the Super Bowl.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just order the pizza boy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

1 out of 10 times, the delivery boy is something worth looking at.

The other nine times they have rice & beans butt and can't speak English.

 

[Ishcabittle]

i was a cute pizza boy once - how far is new york?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If you leave on a train from Chicago traveling at 60 mph, and another train left from St. Louis traveling at 70 mph, then your pants would probably be plaid.

 

[Ishcabittle]

so you'd rather i didn't come over with pizza and condoms, then. it's cool, you don't have to make it easy for me.

:sob:

 

[CaptainWacky]

My PARTS are showing? Oh my!

 

[Ishcabittle]

any edible parts?

 

[CaptainWacky]

NO

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CALL PARTSKING HE WILL MAKE THINGS RIGHT AND STIFF