CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
HE'S GOING TO SPANK SOME BITCH
I must admit, Ziggy has grown on me a lot. He's one of my favourites in the house right now. Whatever one might think about Ziggy and Chanelle's relationship (me, not a lot), I think that Ziggy's an overall good person. His mother did a fine job of bringing him up. Ziggy's astute, funny and thoughtful towards women. He knows how to give a compliment. He can charm even a lady of a certain age. He knows when to listen and when to shut up. He loves his mother. He bathes regularly and he dresses well.
Ziggy's not exactly my cup of tea, but, holy cow, you wouldn't be ashamed to show up somewhere with him on your arm - weddings, christenings and funerals. He shows up in a suit, looks amazing, dances with the grans, makes small talk with your uncle, flashes his toothy grin, then leaves to a chorus of "What a great guy!"
No wonder Seany's jealous. I bet the only time Seany ever gets invited anywhere twice is to go back the second time and apologise.