Zombies: a good dating pool?

[SilentBtViolent]

Pros:

1. Take a lot of abuse, literally
2. Find their own food pretty well
3. Don't talk on and on about their goddamn mother FUCK YOU MO-IN-LAW I DON'T GIVE NOS HIT ABOUT YER FUCKING GARDEN OMGWTFO

Cons:

1. Undead
2. Eat brains
3. Have to be chained during sex

 

[FBI parte due]

Cons:
4. You can't splash holy water everywhere before you go to sleep anymore, thus making you more vulnerable to vampires and Satan (also Stan).

Pros:
4. Anything's an orifice.
5. Makes for great small talk.

 

[curiousa2z]

LET THE FUCKING MO-INLAW TALK ABOUT HER FUCKIN GARDEN U FUKIN RACIST !!


!

 

[curiousa2z]

GET THIS FUKIN CAT OFF MY KETBORD

 

[curiousa2z]

SOMEbody's gonna end up a ZOMBIE CAT if they don't behave!

Pros:
could sic 'em on annoying drunken teens who wake household up staggering home from bars @ 2 AM....

Cons:
cat "food" could take up too much space in freezer ordinairily taken up by banana freezies.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Would zombie cats only eat zombie mouse brains??

 

[headvoid]

You're thinking of Mouse Zombies! DuH!!

Pros:
Will groan a lot when you are having sex with them, even without foreplay


Cons:
Lovebites are a whole new ball game

 

[CaptainWacky]

ZOMBIE DIANA SAYS: "Have at it, boys!"

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Never let Zombie Diana drive when you take her on "dates" (whore).

 

[CaptainWacky]

I strap her up and SHE enjoys the ride!

 

[Dr Dave]

What say the people about zombie Jesus?

 

[CaptainWacky]

BRAINSSSSS

 

[Dr Dave]

Would Zombie Jesus only want to eat Christian brains?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, Jesus loved everyone.

 

[curiousa2z]

What about Ossie Osbourne Zombie?
oh, wait...we were making things up. never mind.

 

[CaptainWacky]

JUDAS ZOMBIE

 

[SilentBtViolent]

 

[Cassie]

OMG MY PET RABBIT ESCAPED!!!

 

[curiousa2z]

omg Anya was right about bunnies!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

That bunny killed some shit.