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Zombies: a good dating pool?

I do not think I could become sexually aroused by an animated corpse.
 
PROS:

Don't mind the rough stuff.
Never ask how you're feeling or just want to be held.

CONS:

Fucking smell terrible.
Don't push back enough.
 
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Con: Bits will come off in mouth
 
BRAINS
 
ZOMBIE SUCK COCK!
 
CHOMP IT OFF MORE LIKELY.
 
so we are agreed, even though the sex would be good, it would be disgusting, and we would all be ashamed after the act was done.
 
I love the idea of a cold one after work.
 
I FIND YOU CAN'T DO ANAL MORE THAN ONCE WITH ANY GIVEN ZOMBIE. LIKE TISSUES, IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.
 
Ishcabittle said:
so we are agreed, even though the sex would be good, it would be disgusting, and we would all be ashamed after the act was done.
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Like being Catholic then?
 
SilentBtViolent said:
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Audition for Monty Python's killer rabbit?!
 
Yeah, but he was rejected due to the pink fur thing.
 
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