Zombified

[Cassie]

FUCK FUCK FUCK..

My mom coughed all over me last weekend, now I have her illness! I BRAVELY FOUGHT OFF ALL OTHER FORMS OF GERMS OVER THE LAST FEW MONTHS ONLY TO BE BROUGHT LOW BY MY VERY OWN MOTHER!

At least this gives me a good excuse to get high on cough syrup.

 

[Gagh]

I have it too.

 

[Dr Dave]

Containment zone crew to Cassie's farm.

 

[Gagh]

Including Morgan Freeman in a full body suit!

 

[Dr Dave]

That is a must.

 

[Cassie]

Can't you just send Wentworth Miller over in his birthday suit?

 

[Dr Dave]

who?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ZOMG

 

[Cassie]

I think my temp just went up a little.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SEX, SEX, WITH MEN, SEX.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It's the PRONE position that makes it extra-hawt (ghey).

 

[Cassie]

Yeah, like he's waiting for you to sneak up behind him, BONC.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's a total closet geigh, you know that right?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I was about to post that. But you'd hardly know it to look at his delicately threaded eyebrows or to listen to his soothing, girly voice.

 

[Cassie]

He's still hot!

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Only a little hawt.

 

[Dr Dave]

How progresses the zombification?

 

[Tisiphone]

If she starts slurring her words and eyeing people's arms like huge chunks of meat, then she's exactly where she needs to be.

 

[curiousa2z]

How's the cough medicine holding up today Cassie?

 

[Cassie]

I CAN HARDLY BREATH