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Zooey Deschanel

Arizona - racist & crazy, shoots Democratic politicians
Texas - variety of good people in certain areas, but ends up being fronted by people like Rick Perry, who is evil and never met a frying inmate he didn't like. Texas likes to kill people and then come up with the reason later.
Florida - Weather-prone flatlands that has been raped by theme parks and corrupt politics. I know some very good people who live there, but almost all of them weren't born there. Cassie is my one true Floridian friend. CASSIE IS THE CHEERLEADER! SHE MUST SAVE THE WORLD!

Aw hell who am I kidding? I just hate most Republicans, for being selfish, cold bastards. For being anti-progress, anti-intelligence and anti-wisdom. Gay republicans vote for politicians who hate them. Republicans who are minorities vote for politicians who hate them. Poor Republicans vote for politicians who hate them. And Fox News and Newsmax keep all these people brainwashed into thinking they have any amount of self-interest in voting Republican.

And Democrats are too pussyfied to do anything about it. I'm sick of both parties. I think in 10 years the parties will be called the Tea Party and the Coffee Party, which is currently being born out of all the Occupy movements. By then the sides will be so polarized that either massive secession or civil war will be the only answers.

Time to move! :bigass:
 
Oh and ZOOEY IS HOT! WATCH HER NEW SITCOM! NOW!

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What's her new show called?

When is it on?

No I wont go google it, I can't be bothered atm.

The previews made it look kinda uninteresting, kinda a rip off off Big Bang Theory, but w/out geeks.
 
What's her new show called?

When is it on?

No I wont go google it, I can't be bothered atm.

The previews made it look kinda uninteresting, kinda a rip off off Big Bang Theory, but w/out geeks.

New Girl

Tuesdays on FOX at 9 PM

New episodes start Nov 1st now that the baseball stuff is over.
 
Well Tuesdays at 9 are after NCIS...but it's FOX and half the time I can't tune in the fox station on my tv.
 
Well Tuesdays at 9 are after NCIS...but it's FOX and half the time I can't tune in the fox station on my tv.

I used to have trouble with that too......back in the 80's when I my TV had rabbit ears.

Or do you have one of the fancy dancy new fangled satellite TVs? I here them suckers can get poor reception on cloudy days.

Anyways you really should try and catch that show Zooey Daschanel is so "adorkable".
 
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