This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!
Fuddlemiff said:I read somewhere the Wallace and Gromit moon landing was faked.
OH BOY HERE WE GO AGAINFuddlemiff said:*snort* How very convenient!
well i once lost my arm and had to get a replacement arm made of cheese and although my original arm was found again 5% of my arm is still cheese so I KNOW WHAT CHEESE CAN DO BECAUSE I AM A CYBORG OF CHEESEAnd I'll have you know, I once spent a summer in Nam producing cheese and I'm far more familiar with the subject than someone of your age could possibly be.
yeah well what were you doing in that year huh? ILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU WERNT DOING - HAVING CHEESE FOR AN ARMNoting your profile I've had at least a YEAR more experience with cheese than you, and I don't mean to sound patronising, but when you're my age, you'll realise how little you really knew about cheese after all.
when i had a cheese arm i was able to use it as an oxidising enging with a small amount of vinegar (or "fisherman's diesel" as it is known to those in the know) WHICH was able to transport my arm (AND ME WITH IT AS I AM ATTACHED TO MY ARM YES THATS RIGHT) over 4,000 miles to norway where i met a boy called Oénéór. so OBVIOUSLY they used vinegar (or "O'Tooles Oil") IN THIER SHIPWhile cheese CAN be used as an oxidising engine in low gravitational fields, the diesel used in Wallace and Gromit's vessel would have needed FAR in excess this volume to produce a viable ignition source!!
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.