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eloisel

Forever Empress E
What piece of music would be the soundtrack of your life?

How green is your grass?

Is 42 really the answer?

Which is easier - to have the answers, or to have the questions?

If you were me and you stubbed your big toe, what would you say?
 

Yub

Anachrophobic
Given your distaste for being liken to the Rancor Keeper, which SW character do you see yourself as?
 

Bickendan

Shifty sumbitch
An Imperial Star Destroyer pulls alongside a Sovereign-class (say, the Enterprise). Does Brian survive the quest for the Holy Grail?
 

Gagh

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Have you ever seen The Red Green show? If so did you like it?

No. I'm a fan of The Pink Brown show.

What is "Gagh" to you?

Obviously it's the worms Klingons eat in Star Trek. For me, it's a user handle I picked back in 1998 when I started trading online after finishing Uni. I wish I had picked something else, but when I changed it a couple of years back, it didn't feel right. So I guess now, when I think of "Gagh", I think of a version of me, that isn't quite the real me.

Given your distaste for being liken to the Rancor Keeper, which SW character do you see yourself as?

I'd be utterly possessed by the force, and not in a good way. I'd more likely be a male Sith flunky like Darth Maul.

An Imperial Star Destroyer pulls alongside a Sovereign-class (say, the Enterprise). Does Brian survive the quest for the Holy Grail?

The Grail will never be found (The Russians have it).
 

Gagh

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@eloisel

What piece of music would be the soundtrack of your life?
"Beers to You" by Clint Eastwood and Ray Charles :D

How green is your grass?
It's a semi-withered patch painted a vivacious green.

Is 42 really the answer?
I am almost certain that it is. Douglas Adams secretly knew all the answers. He would only tell us so many.

Which is easier - to have the answers, or to have the questions?
Questions. There's nothing more pleasing that solving a puzzle.

If you were me and you stubbed your big toe, what would you say?
"Shucks and tarnations, damn the the great blue sky, and all the fallen angels in it, I said shucks and tarnations!"
 

Bickendan

Shifty sumbitch
Marvel introduces a new villain called Vuvuzela. Are the X-Men fucked?
 

The Question

Eternal
That's not a zucchini. That's Gagh's vietnam war surplus U.S. Army-issued Survival Dildo.
 

Yub

Anachrophobic
Which weapon combo and eventual ending should I use in the big killing spree I'm planning?

1. Several high yield explosives in petrol stations across town, followed with a tactical shotgun rampage through a local shopping centre, gunned down by police

2. RPG attack on police station, followed with flamethrower attack on gawking crowd on bystanders/police, death by suicide bomb

3. Sniper fire from a clock tower, tossing grenades every so often, escape by Hummer after running out of ammo, running down pedestrians during long police chase, death by cyanide capsule when caught
 

Kitty

Sinless and Purrfect
Bibble?
 

Gagh

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Which weapon combo and eventual ending should I use in the big killing spree I'm planning?

1. Several high yield explosives in petrol stations across town, followed with a tactical shotgun rampage through a local shopping centre, gunned down by police

2. RPG attack on police station, followed with flamethrower attack on gawking crowd on bystanders/police, death by suicide bomb

3. Sniper fire from a clock tower, tossing grenades every so often, escape by Hummer after running out of ammo, running down pedestrians during long police chase, death by cyanide capsule when caught

Two and three are a coward's way out. Suicide. Defo 1.
 

Bickendan

Shifty sumbitch
Should I crop
wibble-rd.jpg
to the sign and submit a request to have that as a smiley?
 

whisky

Boobie inspector
Which was the first Doctor you remember watching when and if you watched Doctor Who as a kid?
 

Penis

Banned
- My watch (A Casio Oceanus)




Update on Oce-ANUS and caerf


I haven't mentioned OceANUS for awhile, but someone else made fun of him and the way he is running his web BORED (intentionally misspelled)

I also mentioned some guy is mad at him copying schedules onto his webpage.

The guy wrote back saying that because I made fun of OceANUS I could get a free coffee, I'm known there as Batman57.

I private messaged him I want it.

Now we wait to see how this fantastic tale plays out...

Will I get free coffee ???
Is this guy a liar ???
How will OceANUS feel about me winning something ???

Gripping drama ( unlike your LOSER lives )
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
yeah I'm sure Gagh will come back for this
 
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