lesbians...

blackfoot NAP

King Of Bling
my point being is... all naturally born women like dick. women was birthed to except real dick, to get the real dick plan and simple. those plastic dicks can not, will not totally replace a meat pole.

*tee-hee*
 

The Question

Eternal
That is simply not true.

One can primarily not be attracted to cismen romantically (ie a lesbian) and yet still enjoy having sex with cismen.

Like pussies, dicks are a lot of fun. One can believe this regardless of romantic leanings.

First: There is no such fucking thing as "cismen". There are men. Full fucking stop. Anything born without a cock is not a man. Spare us the postmodernist bullshit, it is a hair's breadth from solipsism. If you are a postmodernist, don't bother arguing that point, since postmodernism postulates that there is no objective truth, only competing narrative. Even according to you, your narrative is no more valid than mine is, which means even you, if you are a postmodernist, do not believe that your narrative should be more compelling than mine is. In which case, fuck the fuck off. If you are a postmodernist, you don't believe your argument has any weight to it.

And if a woman fucks both men and women, she is bisexual, not lesbian.

That's why the word "bisexual" fucking exists, as separate from lesbian, which describes women who only fuck women.

Lesbians don't fuck men. That's what 'lesbian' fucking means.

Unless you're one of those douche shitheads who prods and pushes and pokes and pries at lesbians because you egotistically disregard the meaning of the fucking word and think you can "straighten" them or think that lesbian doesn't fucking mean lesbian, in which case fuck you, you fucking dick, it means what it fucking means and you need to respect that, you fucking cunt.
 
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blackfoot NAP

King Of Bling
And if a woman fucks both men and women, she is bisexual, not lesbian.


Lesbians fuck men.

Unless you're one of those douche shitheads who prods and pushes and pokes and pries at lesbians because you egotistically disregard the meaning of the fucking word and think you can "straighten" them or think that lesbian doesn't fucking mean lesbian, in which case fuck you, you fucking dick, it means what it fucking means and you need to respect that, you fucking cunt.




^copy and paste^
 

Ancalagon

I'm not wearing any panties!!
First: There is no such fucking thing as "cismen". There are men. Full fucking stop. Anything born without a cock is not a man. Spare us the postmodernist bullshit, it is a hair's breadth from solipsism. If you are a postmodernist, don't bother arguing that point, since postmodernism postulates that there is no objective truth, only competing narrative. Even according to you, your narrative is no more valid than mine is, which means even you, if you are a postmodernist, do not believe that your narrative should be more compelling than mine is. In which case, fuck the fuck off. If you are a postmodernist, you don't believe your argument has any weight to it.

And if a woman fucks both men and women, she is bisexual, not lesbian.

That's why the word "bisexual" fucking exists, as separate from lesbian, which describes women who only fuck women.

Lesbians don't fuck men. That's what 'lesbian' fucking means.

Unless you're one of those douche shitheads who prods and pushes and pokes and pries at lesbians because you egotistically disregard the meaning of the fucking word and think you can "straighten" them or think that lesbian doesn't fucking mean lesbian, in which case fuck you, you fucking dick, it means what it fucking means and you need to respect that, you fucking cunt.

Again, simply not true.

Let me put it terms you can relate to.

99% of the sex you’ve had is with men, actually one man, yourself.

However I am pretty sure you don’t consider yourself a homosexual or a hand fetishist, you’re just a dude who primarily has sex with men. And that is okay! Who you have sex with doesn’t have to define your position on either the gender or orientation scales.
 

blackfoot NAP

King Of Bling
Lesbians fuck men.
 

blackfoot NAP

King Of Bling
it's not about the sex or gender of the person but how they treat you!. so, as long as you're getting the love and affection that you need to be happy in love then it doesn't and/or shouldn't matter what gender is loving you.
 

blackfoot NAP

King Of Bling
fingers can be delightful to use on those women who enjoy penetration (not all women do). some women appreciate long, thin fingers while others like the feel of short, strong fingers. no matter what the preference, all women appreciate clean, short, well-filed nails.

some women can reach orgasm by rubbing pelvic areas together or against a lover's leg. this can be done with one partner on top or two women side-to-side.

fisting is penetrating a woman's vagina with your entire hand. fisting requires a lot of concentration and caution.

kissing is a good place to begin and a very important part of sex. kisses come in different styles depending on the person, the mood and the moment.

some women love anal sex, others do not. like everything else, it's all personal preference.

lying while facing each other, simultaneously rubbing and touching each other's clitoris can be educational as well as enjoyable.
 
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The Question

Eternal
Again, simply not true.

Objectively, yes, it is true. Presence of penis = male = man.

Presence of vagina = female = woman.

Woman has sex with women but not men = lesbian.

Anything else is solipsistic horseshit. This isn't Mr. Rogers' neighborhood and it isn't Pee Wee's playhouse, and that play pretend fuckery does not fly in the real world. Grow the fuck up.
 

Jibbles

Shit Lord, Esq.
What's grosser than a lesbian?

A dead lesbian.

What's grosser than a dead lesbian?

A garbage can of dead lesbians.

What's grosser than that?

There's a live one at the bottom.

What's grosser than that?

She has to get her way out.

What's grosser than that?

She dies from food poisoning.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
fingers can be delightful to use on those women who enjoy penetration (not all women do). some women appreciate long, thin fingers while others like the feel of short, strong fingers. no matter what the preference, all women appreciate clean, short, well-filed nails.

some women can reach orgasm by rubbing pelvic areas together or against a lover's leg. this can be done with one partner on top or two women side-to-side.

fisting is penetrating a woman's vagina with your entire hand. fisting requires a lot of concentration and caution.

kissing is a good place to begin and a very important part of sex. kisses come in different styles depending on the person, the mood and the moment.

some women love anal sex, others do not. like everything else, it's all personal preference.

lying while facing each other, simultaneously rubbing and touching each other's clitoris can be educational as well as enjoyable.

Plagiarism sucks. It's one thing to copy and paste, it's another to act like this is your original writing. I happen to know who actually authored this, so I'll be sending them a copy of this post, along with all your info so they can contact you easily.

Good luck. :bigass:
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
AbstractThis paper explores how humor reveals shared aspects of a culture of lesbiancommunities in the U.S. For lesbians, jokes and other forms of humor arean active, narrative means of self-construction and community imaginingthat help lesbians negotiate their positions both inside and outside main-stream culture. Whether consciously or unconsciously, much of lesbianhumor challenges the dominant culture by rejecting its definitions of andpresuppositions about lesbians, and by making lesbian experience centralto its understanding of normalcy. Whereas the term “lesbian joke” usuallyactivates a sex frame for the dominant culture, much humor created by andfor lesbians is based on a switch from a sex frame to a non-sex frame. Whenlesbian jokes “are” about sex, they affirm the right not only to private sex,but also to public representation. Perhaps the most surprising aspect oflesbian humor is what it does not include. For the most part there are noreferences to heterosexuality, to harassment or to oppression, but manyreferences to a self-empowering, self-conscious community based oncooperative principles.Keywords: Humor; jokes; lesbian; feminist; identity; culture.The question, “How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb,”evokes a well-known type of joke, and, like other jokes of its kind, raisesdifferent expectations for different groups. One punch line is: “Seven. One tochange it, three to organize the potluck, and three to film an empoweringdocumentary.” The humor of this punch line might escape heterosexuals,gays and lesbians from other countries, or anyone who has little knowledge0933–1719/03/0016–0157© Walter de GruyterHumor16–2 (2003), 157–182

158J. Bing and D. Hellerof the development of gay and lesbian culture in the United States. Contraryto the widely recognizable structure of the light bulb joke, the less familiar“in-group” knowledge required for understanding the humor is preciselywhat gives the joke value as one of the means by which lesbians come torecognize themselves. Like many of the jokes created by lesbians for lesbi-ans, this joke assumes the expectations and definitions of the lesbian commu-nity, rather than those of the dominant culture. Some of the humor derivesfrom the fact that the joke takes a mainstream format and uses it to acknowl-edge, ignore, and ultimately undermine attempts by the mainstream cultureto define lesbians. Lesbian humor thus affirms the values, beliefs and politicsof the in-group and forms part of a shared stock of stories and myths that helpform, disseminate, and preserve an imagined community.1The shared culture behind lesbian humorIs there a shared culture behind lesbian humor or is such a thing as “lesbiancommunity” an imagined, rather than actual community? As Susan Wolfeand Julia Penelope (2000: 382) have observed, lesbian humor of the 1970’sand 80’s tended to presuppose that lesbians saw themselves as participants ina homogeneous lesbian culture with more or less similar experiences. Thus,Alix Dobkin could once joke that lesbians can always identify each otherbecause “We all have the same junk on top of our dressers: crystals, shells,labryses, odd feathers, river rocks.” (Wolfe and Penelope 2000: 382). Hercomment assumes shared experiences (even for lesbians who might not keepsuch objects on their dressers). It mitigates against the isolation and invis-ibility that lesbians experience in a homophobic culture that has, untilrecently, denied their presence and perpetuated an image of them as moraland social deviants. In opposition to these images, lesbian in-group jokesconstitute an imagined cultural community based in resistance, transforma-tion, and survival, enabling even those lesbians who may live “in the closet”to construct an image of belonging. Lesbian humor deals with seeminglyuniversal topics that are by no means exclusive to lesbian experience, rang-ing from food, fashion, family and relatives, to politics, psychotherapy, andsexuality. Humor written by and for lesbians can take a number of differentforms, including verbal jokes, graphic cartoons, comic books and “zines,”theater and skits, literature, musical lyrics, stand-up comedy, independentcinema, and witty slogans found on buttons, T-shirts, and bumper stickers.While the topics and forms may themselves be universal, their adaptation to

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb159a lesbian sensibility, or to an exclusive vocabulary of lesbian codes, experi-ences, and referents, becomes part of the process by which lesbian humorhelps lesbians negotiate their contradictory social location both insideand outside the so-called “mainstream” culture. Put another way, lesbianhumor, like lesbian culture, lives both within and against the norms, values,and expectations of heterosexual society.What is lesbian humor?As with any attempt to define a sub-genre of humor, an attempt to definethe terms “lesbian joke” or “lesbian humor” is not simple. In early May of2002, a search of the web on google.com for the topic “lesbian joke”resulted in 113,000 hits, and one for “lesbian humor” resulted in 250,000hits, with many of the sites maintained for and by lesbians. This suggests thatthese terms have meaning for quite a few people. However, a closer look atthese sites suggests that the terms have different values for different audi-ences. These differences reflect the tensions of a contradictory and highlyfragmented cultural climate in which lesbianism may represent a consumerdemographic, a genetic predisposition, a dangerous moral threat, the vang-uard of liberal civil rights activism, an erotic fantasy of male heterosex-uality, or some combination thereof. “Lesbian joke” may thus be defined asthe positing of the lesbian as object, an object of humor whose differenceemphasizes the opposition of female homosexuality to standards of so-called normality. In this case, the legitimization of “lesbian” depends onher construction as “other.” At the same time, “lesbian joke” or “lesbianhumor” may be defined by the positing of the lesbian as subject, an agentwho claims the right of self-definition. Lesbian jokes proceeding from thisdefinition acknowledge and reject the definition of lesbian as “other,” andby noting the self-sufficiency of lesbians, judge society’s standards ofnormality to be irrelevant and artificial.In an article about lesbian comic-book characters, Robin Queen (1997:233) assumes a lesbian audience for the comics she discusses. She claims thatthese comic book characters “play on commonly held stereotypes accessibleto queers in general and lesbians specifically. . . The characters are allcreated by lesbians for a predominantly lesbian audience, and thus thecharacters’ believability relies on social knowledge that is assumed to beshared. One of the most popular and enduring examples of this genre i
 

blackfoot NAP

King Of Bling
Plagiarism sucks. It's one thing to copy and paste, it's another to act like this is your original writing. I happen to know who actually authored this, so I'll be sending them a copy of this post, along with all your info so they can contact you easily.

Good luck. :bigass:


*laughing*

:bigass:

:bigass:


 
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jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Keep sucking that ass, plagiarist. Not your words. You never had an original thought in your life. Always someone else's.

Ass Sucker :bigass:
 

Kefka

Member
AbstractThis paper explores how humor reveals shared aspects of a culture of lesbiancommunities in the U.S. For lesbians, jokes and other forms of humor arean active, narrative means of self-construction and community imaginingthat help lesbians negotiate their positions both inside and outside main-stream culture. Whether consciously or unconsciously, much of lesbianhumor challenges the dominant culture by rejecting its definitions of andpresuppositions about lesbians, and by making lesbian experience centralto its understanding of normalcy. Whereas the term “lesbian joke” usuallyactivates a sex frame for the dominant culture, much humor created by andfor lesbians is based on a switch from a sex frame to a non-sex frame. Whenlesbian jokes “are” about sex, they affirm the right not only to private sex,but also to public representation. Perhaps the most surprising aspect oflesbian humor is what it does not include. For the most part there are noreferences to heterosexuality, to harassment or to oppression, but manyreferences to a self-empowering, self-conscious community based oncooperative principles.Keywords: Humor; jokes; lesbian; feminist; identity; culture.The question, “How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb,”evokes a well-known type of joke, and, like other jokes of its kind, raisesdifferent expectations for different groups. One punch line is: “Seven. One tochange it, three to organize the potluck, and three to film an empoweringdocumentary.” The humor of this punch line might escape heterosexuals,gays and lesbians from other countries, or anyone who has little knowledge0933–1719/03/0016–0157© Walter de GruyterHumor16–2 (2003), 157–182

158J. Bing and D. Hellerof the development of gay and lesbian culture in the United States. Contraryto the widely recognizable structure of the light bulb joke, the less familiar“in-group” knowledge required for understanding the humor is preciselywhat gives the joke value as one of the means by which lesbians come torecognize themselves. Like many of the jokes created by lesbians for lesbi-ans, this joke assumes the expectations and definitions of the lesbian commu-nity, rather than those of the dominant culture. Some of the humor derivesfrom the fact that the joke takes a mainstream format and uses it to acknowl-edge, ignore, and ultimately undermine attempts by the mainstream cultureto define lesbians. Lesbian humor thus affirms the values, beliefs and politicsof the in-group and forms part of a shared stock of stories and myths that helpform, disseminate, and preserve an imagined community.1The shared culture behind lesbian humorIs there a shared culture behind lesbian humor or is such a thing as “lesbiancommunity” an imagined, rather than actual community? As Susan Wolfeand Julia Penelope (2000: 382) have observed, lesbian humor of the 1970’sand 80’s tended to presuppose that lesbians saw themselves as participants ina homogeneous lesbian culture with more or less similar experiences. Thus,Alix Dobkin could once joke that lesbians can always identify each otherbecause “We all have the same junk on top of our dressers: crystals, shells,labryses, odd feathers, river rocks.” (Wolfe and Penelope 2000: 382). Hercomment assumes shared experiences (even for lesbians who might not keepsuch objects on their dressers). It mitigates against the isolation and invis-ibility that lesbians experience in a homophobic culture that has, untilrecently, denied their presence and perpetuated an image of them as moraland social deviants. In opposition to these images, lesbian in-group jokesconstitute an imagined cultural community based in resistance, transforma-tion, and survival, enabling even those lesbians who may live “in the closet”to construct an image of belonging. Lesbian humor deals with seeminglyuniversal topics that are by no means exclusive to lesbian experience, rang-ing from food, fashion, family and relatives, to politics, psychotherapy, andsexuality. Humor written by and for lesbians can take a number of differentforms, including verbal jokes, graphic cartoons, comic books and “zines,”theater and skits, literature, musical lyrics, stand-up comedy, independentcinema, and witty slogans found on buttons, T-shirts, and bumper stickers.While the topics and forms may themselves be universal, their adaptation to

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb159a lesbian sensibility, or to an exclusive vocabulary of lesbian codes, experi-ences, and referents, becomes part of the process by which lesbian humorhelps lesbians negotiate their contradictory social location both insideand outside the so-called “mainstream” culture. Put another way, lesbianhumor, like lesbian culture, lives both within and against the norms, values,and expectations of heterosexual society.What is lesbian humor?As with any attempt to define a sub-genre of humor, an attempt to definethe terms “lesbian joke” or “lesbian humor” is not simple. In early May of2002, a search of the web on google.com for the topic “lesbian joke”resulted in 113,000 hits, and one for “lesbian humor” resulted in 250,000hits, with many of the sites maintained for and by lesbians. This suggests thatthese terms have meaning for quite a few people. However, a closer look atthese sites suggests that the terms have different values for different audi-ences. These differences reflect the tensions of a contradictory and highlyfragmented cultural climate in which lesbianism may represent a consumerdemographic, a genetic predisposition, a dangerous moral threat, the vang-uard of liberal civil rights activism, an erotic fantasy of male heterosex-uality, or some combination thereof. “Lesbian joke” may thus be defined asthe positing of the lesbian as object, an object of humor whose differenceemphasizes the opposition of female homosexuality to standards of so-called normality. In this case, the legitimization of “lesbian” depends onher construction as “other.” At the same time, “lesbian joke” or “lesbianhumor” may be defined by the positing of the lesbian as subject, an agentwho claims the right of self-definition. Lesbian jokes proceeding from thisdefinition acknowledge and reject the definition of lesbian as “other,” andby noting the self-sufficiency of lesbians, judge society’s standards ofnormality to be irrelevant and artificial.In an article about lesbian comic-book characters, Robin Queen (1997:233) assumes a lesbian audience for the comics she discusses. She claims thatthese comic book characters “play on commonly held stereotypes accessibleto queers in general and lesbians specifically. . . The characters are allcreated by lesbians for a predominantly lesbian audience, and thus thecharacters’ believability relies on social knowledge that is assumed to beshared. One of the most popular and enduring examples of this genre i


You're a prety tepid sauce-monkey. Jack.
 

The Question

Eternal
Whether consciously or unconsciously, much of lesbian humor challenges the dominant culture by rejecting its definitions of and presuppositions about lesbians...

If only they actually were "pre suppositions", rather than repeated and repeatable observations. For example, lesbians who look like fatter incarnations of Bill Gates dressing like lumberjacks isn't a stereotype that somebody just invented; it's a stereotype because it's repeatedly and widely observed.
 

blackfoot NAP

King Of Bling
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lesbian, dyke, man or lumberjack?
 

The Question

Eternal
You're leaving out "none of the above" and "fitness model."
 

blackfoot NAP

King Of Bling
fitness model for what? you do not see the dick on dat chick??.

man lesbian.
 
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