A Question About Lesbians...

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!
... if they hate men so much, why do they fuck themselves and each other with big plastic dicks?

I mean big ones, too.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
It isnt all dildo fucking. Lots of kissing and pussy licking too.

Tell me this isnt at least interesting:

 
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Volpone

Zombie Hunter
... if they hate men so much, why do they fuck themselves and each other with big plastic dicks?

I mean big ones, too.
I guess the first question would be "how do you know?" Because if the answer is "porn," then the answer is "money." If the answer is "I was over at a friend's house and she had a collection of big plastic dicks," then "I dunno, men don't have big enough dicks?"
 

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!
I guess the first question would be "how do you know?" Because if the answer is "porn," then the answer is "money." If the answer is "I was over at a friend's house and she had a collection of big plastic dicks," then "I dunno, men don't have big enough dicks?"
Rumor mill... you know, that sort of thing.
 

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
Ooh! You should write Ellen DeGeneres and ask her! Maybe she'll answer your letter on the air. And/or write Rosie O'Donnell. Or Justin Bieber.
 
I think an equally valid question is, if they hate men so much, why the fuck do so many of them go out of their way to look like they fall on a spectrum between Bill Gates and John Goodman?

And what's that fucking dykehawk thing about? Because it doesn't make them look unique. It's practically a fucking uniform.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
I think an equally valid question is, if they hate men so much, why the fuck do so many of them go out of their way to look like they fall on a spectrum between Bill Gates and John Goodman?

And what's that fucking dykehawk thing about? Because it doesn't make them look unique. It's practically a fucking uniform.
What about lipstick lesbians?
 
What about lipstick lesbians?
In my experience (and I do have a bit of it) lipstick lesbians are generally in fact bisexual rather than strictly rugmunchers exclusively.

What I can't figure out is why the lumberjack/biker type lesbians don't find the hardcore sissyboy type homos attractive and vice versa.
 
That figures. The lumberjacks like the girly type, and the sissyboys fit that. The sissyboys like the manly type, and the lumberjacks fit that. Solid maths.
 

jack

The Legendary Troll Kingdom
Like Coyote says though,. the whole strap on thing is antithetical. More fun to watch them eat each other than trying to copulate. If you dont have a dick, dont fake it.
 

Love Child

One Love
Unless any of you are in a relationship with a lesbian you don't need to decide what they do or do not do in the bedroom.
 

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
Do you think I could score lesbians by dressing like one and going to bed with a strapon harness over my dick?
 
Unless any of you are in a relationship with a lesbian you don't need to decide what they do or do not do in the bedroom.
I don't think anybody here is trying to decide anything for anybody. We're trying to understand stuff, though.

For example:

Do vegan dykes diddle each other exclusively with vegetables rather than plastic peenuses, since plastic is petroleum-based, i.e. dinosaur sludge, i.e. made (albeit distantly) from animal products?

On a related note, what do you suppose the likelihood is that there's a target readership for lesbian fantasy novels surrounding a lesbian barbarian character who dual-wields pickles instead of swords, let's call her "Cucumbra"?
 
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