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*Best friends Jock Guy and Nerd Guy (who is obviously played by a good looking actor but has glasses on to make him a nerd) are in the Cat Cleaners shop*
Nerd Guy: You know...
*studio audience laughs in anticipation*
Jock Guy: Stop with the "you knows". Unless it's a "you know I'm going to stop talking now!"
*studio audience hoot with laughter*
Nerd Guy: Hey, business will pick up!
Jock Guy: I can't believe I let you talk me into opening up a CAT CLEANERS service together!
Nerd Guy: It was a brilliant idea!
Jock Guy: CATS CLEAN THEMSELVES!
*studio audience applaud wildly*
*BLACK COOL GUY enters the shoop to "wooooos!" from the studio audience*
Black Guy: What's happening, homeDICES!
Nerd Guy: Oh, hey...homie!
*studio audience laugh*
Black Guy: Son, you be trippin'! Any business yet?
Jock Guy: NO! OF COURSE NOT! I could be out playing SPORTS instead of here NOT cleaning cats!
Nerd Guy: Ah come on, at least we're doing something together. We have been BEST FRIENDS for TWELVE YEARS.
Jock Guy: Yeah, that's true. And nothing has ever come between us.
Nerd Guy: And nothing ever will!
*The door opens again and a GIRL steps in. She is wearing GLASSES and a SKIRT. The studio audience go "OOOOOOOOOOH!"*
Girl: Excuse me, is this the Cat Cleaners?
Nerd Guy: Why, do you need your pussy cleaned? OH GOD, I ALWAYS SAYS THE WRONG THING!
*studio audience applaud wildly*
Girl: I'm here abuot the job!
Jock Guy: Look lady, you're SMOKING HOT and everything, but we're not hiring!
Nerd Guy: You're hired!
Jock Guy: Durp!
*studio audience cheer*
Black Guy: And here comes your first customer!
*A fat woman with a dead cat walks in*
Fat Woman: CAN YOU KIDS CLEAN UP MAH DEAD KITTY BEFORE ITS FUNERAL?
*stuido audience roars with laughter*
Fat Woman: It's not funny, I love that cat.
*studio audience "awws"*
Nerd Guy: Yes we can, because...
Nerd Guy, Jock Guy and Girl: CAT CLEANERS IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
*studio audience cheer*
Black Guy: Don't you mean...BIDNESS?
*studio audience laugh*
TO BE CONTINUED!?
Nerd Guy: You know...
*studio audience laughs in anticipation*
Jock Guy: Stop with the "you knows". Unless it's a "you know I'm going to stop talking now!"
*studio audience hoot with laughter*
Nerd Guy: Hey, business will pick up!
Jock Guy: I can't believe I let you talk me into opening up a CAT CLEANERS service together!
Nerd Guy: It was a brilliant idea!
Jock Guy: CATS CLEAN THEMSELVES!
*studio audience applaud wildly*
*BLACK COOL GUY enters the shoop to "wooooos!" from the studio audience*
Black Guy: What's happening, homeDICES!
Nerd Guy: Oh, hey...homie!
*studio audience laugh*
Black Guy: Son, you be trippin'! Any business yet?
Jock Guy: NO! OF COURSE NOT! I could be out playing SPORTS instead of here NOT cleaning cats!
Nerd Guy: Ah come on, at least we're doing something together. We have been BEST FRIENDS for TWELVE YEARS.
Jock Guy: Yeah, that's true. And nothing has ever come between us.
Nerd Guy: And nothing ever will!
*The door opens again and a GIRL steps in. She is wearing GLASSES and a SKIRT. The studio audience go "OOOOOOOOOOH!"*
Girl: Excuse me, is this the Cat Cleaners?
Nerd Guy: Why, do you need your pussy cleaned? OH GOD, I ALWAYS SAYS THE WRONG THING!
*studio audience applaud wildly*
Girl: I'm here abuot the job!
Jock Guy: Look lady, you're SMOKING HOT and everything, but we're not hiring!
Nerd Guy: You're hired!
Jock Guy: Durp!
*studio audience cheer*
Black Guy: And here comes your first customer!
*A fat woman with a dead cat walks in*
Fat Woman: CAN YOU KIDS CLEAN UP MAH DEAD KITTY BEFORE ITS FUNERAL?
*stuido audience roars with laughter*
Fat Woman: It's not funny, I love that cat.
*studio audience "awws"*
Nerd Guy: Yes we can, because...
Nerd Guy, Jock Guy and Girl: CAT CLEANERS IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
*studio audience cheer*
Black Guy: Don't you mean...BIDNESS?
*studio audience laugh*
TO BE CONTINUED!?