Goateater said:
Two points.
I did get out.
without the people who stay in Essex we wouldn't have a british army. Nobody else is stupid enough to charge an enemy machine gun nest and not at least want to discuss whether it's a good idea or not.
So, now I have to tell you a story.
When God created man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be boss.
The brain argued it should be boss because it gave man brilliant ideas and helped him make right decisions.
The eyes argued they should be boss because without them man would not know where he was going.
The stomach argued it should be boss because without it man could not process his food and would starve to death.
The legs argued that they should be boss because they took man wherever he needed to go.
In fact, all of the body parts had a good reason as to why they should be boss. Including the asshole.
The other parts laughed so hard and ridiculed the asshole for thinking it should be boss until the asshole got mad and closed up.
Before long, the stomach got ill, the legs got wobbly, the brain fogged up and the eyes crossed and couldn't see. One by one, the body parts conceded that the asshole should be boss.
And the moral of the story is:
You don't have to be a brain to be boss, just an asshole.
