My greatest troll would be the time I toyed with Hippy. He posted my IP address for all to see, I pissed him off so much. Apparently, this is a 'no-no' at any site, but his anger towards me was such that he lost his mind, and decided 'fuck him, I am posting his IP address'. Then, the best part of the troll would be when he posted the name of my hometown along with that IP address. I pretended to freak out, claiming I contacted my ISP, and told them what had occurred. I claimed that Hippie had posted an IP address which belonged to my ISP (which is in fact true), and my location of that ISP itself. I claimed they were in contact with Troll Valhalla's hosters, ready to shut down Troll Valhalla. Hippie so panicked that he removed all information in record time. I was beside myself laughing at his reaction, especially his claims he posted no such information, yet EVERYONE saw it. Dumbfuck that he is. Not only that, I am nowhere near Markham, the location in which he claimed I lived. I pretended to be so beside myself that he believed it, so much he started talking about Markham. There was one location that the Admins posted, which is in fact the location of my ISP's proxy, again not my true location. The morons have not a clue where I am. To this day, Hippie believes I reside in Markham, something I have never done in my entire life.
Thus ends the lesson in trolling for the day. If you wish for pointers, you know where I am. Oh wait, no you don't. Bwaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaa.
Remember, these are people who are in awe of Punnisher's 'tech savvy'. Punnisher, a moron who claimed he could hack Wal-Mart anytime, something that is completely impossible. He kept screeching that he could indeed do so. When I asked how, he said he would simply go online, and hack them. I laughed, because Wal-Mart's network is PRIVATE. It is NOT connected to the internet. This, from a guy who claimed to have set up Wal-Mart's network. When I told a family member who works there about this guy, he killed himself laughing, and she repeated the story to the IT brass in Mississauga. They laughed uproariously. My relative told me that had Punnisher actually worked on the Wal-Mart network, and there was indeed a 'black book' he claimed to be in possession, a book which included information about the network, AND he revealed such information, Punnisher would be doing 5 - 10. My relative and I had a good laugh at this moron. *ROTFLMAO at the largest corporation in the world having its PRIVATE network connected to the internet*
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I know he was shocked when I kept to myself the fact the network was not linked to the internet, and he started yapping about how he managed to gain access to someone's e-mail at Wal-Mart, an utter impossibility, since their e-mails are internal. How does one gain access to the e-mail of a private network, one not connected to the internet? There is only ONE WAY to do so. One has to be INSIDE the Wal-Mart building itself, seated before a Wal-Mart terminal. Such is the moronic nature of the Americans of TV.
