Dreadful things I am NOT responsible for

[CaptainWacky]

Surely headvoid is responsible for allowing a human to sing in this commercial.

Maybe we should SUBTWEET HIS ASS until he comes back.

 

[Cassie]

Tweet WET YOUR WHISKERS at him until he goes insane.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NO, IT MUST BE A SUBTWEET BUT ONE WHICH LEAVES NO ROOM FOR AMBIGUITY, I WILL SPEND ALL WEEKEND PLANNIING IT, NO SLEEP, NO FOOD, ONLY PLANNINg.

 

[Cassie]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do they serve drugs you can put up your butt though.

 

[Volpone]

That is almost as good as Sofa King--Not just comfortable and affordable, Sofa King comfortable and affordable.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

There's a local tire chain running an add that says something like "service that's as smooth as your new tires." Idiots. I don't want smooth tires. That's why I'm buying new ones.

 

[Volpone]

Back around 2013 Burger King had a "healthier" french fry option*, called "Satisfries" and they really should bounce all their name ideas off, like, a 12 year old boy. Because the second I saw it I thought "Sad-ass Fries."

*Maybe it was only a test market thing, but I swear they were on the drive-thru menu in Portland Oregon.

 

[Mirah]

There is a commercial and the actress is wearing an oversized jacket and i don't get it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's where she keeps all her Avatar money.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Did you watch it to the end?

 

[Mirah]

I did and it still doesn't make sense.
Stunt double?

 

[CaptainWacky]

They make fun of it being a big jacket at the end is what he means.

 

[Mirah]

Hopefully she doesn't go to a hotchocolate party!

 

[Volpone]

Mmmm... Usually the marshmallow goes *in* the hot chocolate, not the other way around.

I know, I'm going to hell.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Jesus Hot Wheels Christ. I hope some people got fired over that.

 

[Mirah]

No words

 

[Cassie]

My mom is shocked and horrified by this commercial.