Dream World

[NeonMercuryASH]

Club car, caboose, or loco?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Natalie Portman dream last night.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Collecting tickets?

 

[CaptainWacky]

N...no.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Okay! Was she Padme or a Swan?

 

[CaptainWacky]

She was the actress Natalie Portman, on a rickshaw traveling up my street, and I was following her on a bike and I said "hi Natalie" and she said "hi Wacky" (but my real name.)

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

That sounds nice. Did she ask you to ditch the bike and climb aboard?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No that was the end of our interaction.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Its true. I even had a nightmare about this: http://www.break.com/index/break-after-dark-weird-nutella-sexy-art-2362345

Did you want to eat the bananas or the nutella?

 

[Loktar]

Did you want to eat the bananas or the nutella?

The nutella.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Dumb question. Everyone goes for the chocolate.

 

[Loktar]

And hazelnut.

Hazelnut coffee is my favorite coffee.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

hazel nut butter is divine. But they don't sell it here.

 

[Loktar]

They make hazelnut butter? That sounds almost as good as bacon mayonaise.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

It is. They sell it in Germany, as Nussbutter.

 

[Loktar]

It is. They sell it in Germany, as Nussbutter.

Do they sell it in the US? or is Germany hoarding it all for themselves?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

No and yes

 

[Loktar]

well a secondary reason then to visit Germany one day.

(The first being to visit Ily and/or Call of Nature)

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't go dressed as Hitler.

 

[Loktar]

Don't go dressed as Hitler.

I'll go dressed as Charlie Chaplin without the hat.

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