Dual Kingdom

[Shitty Dual]

SD, would you... like to be my Logothete?

Hmm...I only have experience as a Coprophagean.

We'll talk.

 

[Dual]

With that experience, I can give you a job as the royal sanitation engineer!

 

[The Dork Lord]

And here I thought getting rid of the "Royalty* was the whole point of your little uprising?

Do you even know what you want?

 

[Dual]

I work on like five different uprisings.

The DK uprising was to make me the king, the TLF was to liberate all trolls, the Badlands Senate is to free the Badlanders, the DLA is to free dualkind from the normals.

 

[Dual]

Proclaiming the DK doesn't dissolve the TFL, it's still in place to fight the new kingdom.

 

[The Dork Lord]

You've got a lot on your plate.

You seem to lack focus.

 

[Dual]

Dual has many aspects.

 

[Cacophony]

SD, would you... like to be my Logothete?

SD's the best dual here, he should be king.

 

[Elnidfse]

SD's the best dual here, he should be king.

Who let you smoke the 'hellah' 'hellah'

 

[Shitty Dual]

With that experience, I can give you a job as the royal sanitation engineer!

We'll just say I'm in the "waste management business", the way Tony Soprano was.

 

[Shitty Dual]

SD's the best dual here, he should be king.

The shittier, the better.

 

[Elnidfse]

I dare you to make less sense.

Fly post word put fuck.

 

[Shitty Dual]

Fly post word put fuck.

No, that's eloquent compared to your other posts.

Try harder.

 

[Elnidfse]

Try harder.

No. Glad to have this little chat.
Protip:

Spoiler

Italics does not make words seem more important when the sentence it's contained in is, in itself, pointless.

 

[Shitty Dual]

Italics does not make words seem more important when the sentence it's contained in is, in itself, pointless.

Italics are used for emphasis. Look it up when you come back from playing Red Rover.

Hiding further commentary under faggoty 'Protip' tags (and imagining some sort of troll credit when it's clicked on --"HA HA U FELL FOR MY FAKE SPOILER!!! POOOOOONED!!!!!) only serves to reinforce everyone's impression of you as an oily, bareballed loser.

Here's how it's done, sweetpea:

Spoiler

 

[Cacophony]

Holy fucking shit, I saved that.

 

[Kitty]

Here's how it's done, sweetpea:

Spoiler

Id hate to see the doctor's office thats hung up at.

Maybe one of those check-up in a van type of deals.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Probably one of those rape doctors.

 

[Elnidfse]

Italics are used for emphasis. Look it up when you come back from playing Red Rover.

Hiding further commentary under faggoty 'Protip' tags (and imagining some sort of troll credit when it's clicked on --"HA HA U FELL FOR MY FAKE SPOILER!!! POOOOOONED!!!!!) only serves to reinforce everyone's impression of you as an oily, bareballed loser.

Here's how it's done, sweetpea:

Spoiler

Lol? Disregard the fact that the spoiler was real and that I have images avy's and sig's turned off.

 

[Kitty]

Lol? Disregard the fact that the spoiler was real and that I have images avy's and sig's turned off.

your fault