Football songs

[Mentalist]

[SIZE=+1]Get out you riot gear, Chelsea's here…[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Come along,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Come along,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Come along and sing this song,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]We're the boys in Blue from Division 2,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]And we won't be here for long[/SIZE]

Sung to the tune of "Hooray, it's a happy holiday" by Boney M, at least from "Come along...."

 

[Mentalist]

On a Wolverhampton terrace,
[SIZE=+1]In the pouring rain,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]A young Chelsea supporter got a bullet in his brain,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]As he lay there dying,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Blood pouring from his head,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]He looked up to the clear Blue Sky,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]And this is what he said,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]You're gonna get your fucking heads kicked in!!![/SIZE]

 

[Gagh]

[SIZE=+1]WE ALL LIVE IN A ROBERT FLECK WORLD[/SIZE] [SIZE=+1][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Number One is Robert Fleck[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Number Two is Robert Fleck[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Number Three is Robert Fleck[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Number Four is Robert Fleck[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Number Five is Robert Fleck[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Number Six is Robert Fleck[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Number Seven is Robert Fleck[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Number Eight is Robert Fleck[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Number Nine is Robert Fleck[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Number Ten is Robert Fleck[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]Number Eleven is Robert Fleck[/SIZE]

[SIZE=+1]We all live in a Robert Fleck world[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]A Robert Fleck World[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]A Robert Fleck World etc[/SIZE]
(sung to the tune of Yellow Submarine, by the Beatles)

Bwuahahaha! - Robert Fleck? THEY BOTHERED TO MAKE A SONG ABOUT ROBERT F'IN FLECK?????