Fun facts about Eggs Mayonnaise

[Dr Dave]

He does "the jackle" at least once a year.

 

[Homo Erectus]

he has two feet on the left side.

 

['Gear]

He lost a leg in the war.

 

[Dr Dave]

He may or may not be a fan of Bob Dole.

 

['Gear]

He's the voice of some GPS systems.

 

[Dr Dave]

Eggs just kicked the can.

 

['Gear]

Eggs Mayonnaise is just another way of saying Effervescent Man.

 

[Dr Dave]

Eggs Mayo fell off the turnip truck.

 

['Gear]

EM raises exotic lizards in his free time.

 

[Loktar]

Eggs Mayo ate an entire jar of pickles in 5 minutes.

 

[Dr Dave]

Eggs Mayo had to do it.

 

[Loktar]

Those pickles were baby lizard people. He saved the human race.

 

['Gear]

Eggs drew some sword from some stone. I forget which one but it was important.

 

[Loktar]

Eggs Mayo scalped some Indian.......tickets.

 

['Gear]

Eggs dances with wolves. He's also danced with Kevin Costner.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So far I deny 63% of these claims.

 

['Gear]

Eggs admits to 37% of claims.

 

[Loktar]

Eggs Mayo is terrible at percentages.

 

[Homo Erectus]

Eggs is an Ojibwe Indian Chief.

 

['Gear]

Eggs Mayo is a former kumite champion.