Fun facts about Eggs Mayonnaise

[Loktar]

Eggs Mayo will outlive us all.

 

['Gear]

That's because he's double jointed.

 

[Loktar]

Eggs Mayo single handedly defeated the Robot King.

 

['Gear]

Eggs Mayo once licked a frog to get high. For real.

 

[Loktar]

That frog was named eloisel.

 

['Gear]

All frogs are named eloisel.

 

[Dr Dave]

Eggs will not "get real".

 

[Loktar]

Eggs Mayo is made up of mostly cream cheese.

 

[Dr Dave]

Eggs likes the Mets so much, he considered changing his middle name to it.

 

[Loktar]

Eggs is secretly a Boston Redsox fan.

 

[Henoch]

Eggs likes gay films even though he is really straight just pretending to be gay.

 

['Gear]

Eggs Mayo has mastered Dim Mak.

 

[Henoch]

Eggs uses light mayo.

 

[Homo Erectus]

on full moons eggs turns into a wereduck

 

['Gear]

Eggs Mayo used to teach sign language to actors who portray deaf people in movies.