Gems from tumblr

[Cassie]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"Honey! That big thing from Neverending Story just crash-landed in our pool!"

 

[Cassie]

 

[Cassie]

 

[Cassie]

 

[CaptainWacky]

That doesn't embed as a video and clicking it does nothing. FOR SOME REASON. I was going to post the same thing in the Twitter thread (assuming it's where the dog eats the cat's head.)

 

[Cassie]

It is, I don't know why it won't embed, it SHOULD HAVE.

Have some cute grandma instead.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SHE'S INVISIBLE.

 

[Cassie]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Glitchy dog.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Is his name "404"?

 

[Cassie]

I would literally melt and die.

 

[Mirah]

That would be so itchy and uncomfortable

 

[Cassie]

CHICKENS OF DOOM.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Neighbor's rooster pecked a nice gash in my leg when I was little. DEATH TO ALL OF THEM

 

[Loktar]

Neighbor's rooster pecked a nice gash in my leg when I was little. DEATH TO ALL OF THEM

I thought you loved Cocks?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I do love cocks. Unless they have BEAKS.

 

[Mirah]

It is apparent that roosters hate kids.

I must get more roosters.

 

[Mirah]

Also-now I know my story of being chaesd by a rooster when I was a kid is not out of the ordinary.

My favorite story is when I was attacked by this asshole rooster all the time until one day it was caught on some gardening string on the fence. I got some scissors and cut him loose and the next day when I had to feed the chickens he ran up to me and I was sooooo scared-he didn't attack me though-he guarded me and wouldn't let any chicken near me.

True Story!

 

[Cassie]