Also-now I know my story of being chaesd by a rooster when I was a kid is not out of the ordinary.
My favorite story is when I was attacked by this asshole rooster all the time until one day it was caught on some gardening string on the fence. I got some scissors and cut him loose and the next day when I had to feed the chickens he ran up to me and I was sooooo scared-he didn't attack me though-he guarded me and wouldn't let any chicken near me.
True Story!