Oh, hey, right, nearly forgot: although the CDC cautions that masks don't do shit to protect the wearer, they protect others in close proximity to the wearer. That is, they would, if anybody in close proximity actually has the Yellow Plague. Also, according to the CDC, you can have the coof and not even know it. Totally asymptomatic.
Which means that mask wearing is nothing more, less, or other than taking an action proscribed by a class of society's elites based on faith.
We used to call that religion and, rightly, fucking laugh at it. The free thinkers, anyway. Now being a free thinker is once again considered heresy.