Has the K-Stew/R-Patz split made you doubt Phlox/Archer?

[CaptainWacky]

When Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson came together in their perfect union of pure love I KNEW that this was God's plan all along, that God had used Stephanie Meyer as His instrument to write the greatest series of books of all time knowing that movies would be made KNOWING that Kristen and Rob would be cast as they were are the two perfect actors of the roles and KNOWING that they would get together in a perfect union of love and purity. It was His design.

But Kristen has been seduced by an evil movie director who probably slipped her the date rape drug and their love is over.

Can we believe in anything anymore? The only love that means more to me than Kristen and Rob is the love between Phlox and Archer...but can we trust even that now?

I haven't slep for five days from worrying about this.

 

[Dr Dave]

Do not worry your head about such matters. Just remember, the Sisko is of bajor, but is not of bajor.

 

[Cassie]

K-SLUT IS A DIRTY WHORE. AT LEAST NOW I CAN BE IWHT MY TRUE LOVE ROBERT AND WE CAN HAVE SPARKELY BABEIS TGOTERH LIEK WE;RE SUPPOSED OT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

OMG DON'T U BE GOIN' THERE GIRLFRIEND YES ON THE SURFACE KRISTEN LOOKS LIKE A SLUTWHORE WHO TAKES IT UP THE BUM BUT YOU KNOW HOLLYWOOD IS CONTROLLED BY THE ILLUMATI AND DEY MUST HAVE BRAINWASHED HER LIKE THEY DID TO MARILYN MONROE IN DA OLDEN DAYS SO SHE'D SLEEP WITH KENNEDY BUT SHE BECAME SUCH AN OUT OF CONTROL SLUT THAT THEY HAD TO KILL HER OMG I HOPE DIS DOESN'T MEAN THEY HAVE TO KILL KIRSTEN TOO OMG NOOO!

I JUST HOPE PHLOX AND ARCHER CAN STAY AWAY FROM EVIL INFLUENCES!!!?

 

[Cassie]

I HEARD PHLOX ARCHER WERE SEEN VACATIONG TOEHTER IN BULGARIA AND K-SLUT SHOWED UP AND TRIED TO COMEBETWEEN THEM IN HER SLTUTY WAY. PHLOX WANST HAING THAT SO HE PUNCH HER IN HER SLUTTY FACE. PHLOS IS MY HERO!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

PHLOX AND ARCHER ARE FINE, BECAUSE THEY UNDERSTAND EACH OTHERS NEEDS AND HAVE AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP. THEY OFTEN SWING WITH NEIL PATRICK HARRIS AND HIS HUBBY DAVID BABYDADDY, WHILE ROSIE WATCHES THE KIDS AND PORTHOS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NO THEY DON'T SWING THEY IS FAITHFUL TO EACH OTHER AND K-STEW IS IN HOSPITAL NOW BEING TREATED FOR ALL THE SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES HER VAJAYJAY HAS OKAY STOP TELLING LIES ABOUT PHLARCHER IS IT MY LIFE.

 

[Tisiphone]

Not to get all serious in this thread (I know) but because I've had to listen to it at work, I'm a little pissed off at all the women going OH HE'S 41 AND MEN WILL BE MEN, but they are bashing the shit out of her.

SHE'S 22 YEARS OLD. I know I wasn't a beacon of righteous morality at that age (I'm still not), and he's a 41 year old man who was OBSESSED with her. No telling what kind of mindgames he played on her.

If you were gonna cheat on someone from Snow White, at least make it Chris Hemsworth. Or Charlize. Definitely Charlize...

 

[Ilyanna]

^I know, right?

Some things will always be the same. We all know that it takes two to tango, but somehow, it's usually only one who gets the blame.. and miraculously, it's usually the woman. Heh.

 

[jack]

She certainly was fascinated by his tongue in her mouth. I'll give her that.

 

[whisky]

I couldnt pick either one of them from a line up.

 

[whisky]

On a slighlty related note I was taken to task by someone on SFX at great length for daring to suggest the world didnt need another tv show about vampires right now.

 

[headvoid]

OMG I WAS SUCH A FAN OF HER AND SHE HAS BEEN A STUPID BITCH AND I HATE HER BUT THEN AGAIN SHE IS A GOOD ACTRESS AND HER FACE IS LOVELY SO IT MUST HAVE BEEN THAT MARRIED MAN BUT THEN AGAIN HE IS A REALLY OLD MAN SO PROBABLY WASNT GETTING IT ANYMORE AND SHE HAS A NICE ASS AND OH I DONT KNOW ANYMORE ITS CONFUSING CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHO TO BLAME?

 

[Ilyanna]

^Stephenie Meyer, obviously.

 

[Cassie]

WORD TO YOUR MOTHER.

 

[CaptainWacky]

UMM STOP ALL YOUR TALKING ABOUT SUBJECTS WHAT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT, YOU'RE NOT FANS WHO HAVE BEEN THERE FROM THE BEGINNING LIKE ME EVEN BEFORE KRISTEN AND ROBERT FIRST HAD UNPROTECTED SEX I KNEW THEY WERE IN LOVE EVEN BEFORE THEY WERE CAST IN THE MOVIE THEY WERE IN LOVE SO STOP SAYING LIKE KRISTEN WOULD CHEAT ON HIM OUT OF HER OWN FREE WILL SHE WAS DRUGGED BY HOLLYWOOD OKAY LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO KATIE HOLMES SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH DAWSON AND THEN SHE MARRIED TOM CRUISE HOW COULD THAT HAPPEN AND SHE CHEATED ON HIM WITH BATMAN IT'S ALL ABOUT HOLLYWOOD AND BY THE WAY NO ONE CARES ABOUT THAT STINKING DIRECTOR CHEATING ON HIS OLD HAG WIFE THEY WEREN'T A REAL LOVE LIKE KRISTEN AND ROB OR INDEED PHLOX AND ARACHER SO STOP ACTING LIKE Y'ALL KNOW WHAT Y'ALL ARE SPEAKING ABOUT BECUASE YOU'RE TALKING NONCESENSE.

 

[Cassie]

YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT PHLOX ARCHER BUT NEVER MENTION THE TRUE LOVE THAT SPARKED WHEN ARCHER AND TRIP WERE ALONE ON THAT PLANET. THAT WAS REAL. THAT WAS LOVE. THEY ALMOST HAT PUPPIES TOGETHER, BUT PORTHOS SAID NO WAY HOSE PHLOX IS THE REAL DEAL DON'T MESS UP A GOOD THING GIRLFRIEND. SO ARCHER AND TRIPS LOVE WAS NEVER ALLOWED TO BLOSSOM AND GROW LIKE A FUNGUS. NOW TRIP IS ALONE FOREVER BECAUSE NOT EVEN THAT SLUT TPLA CAN GIVE HIM THE LOVE THAT ARCHER HAS IN HIS PANTS. K-SLUT NEEDS TO BACK OFF MY MAN ROBERT. HE IS MINE 4EVAR. ALWAYS HAS BEEN ALWAYS WILL BE HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW IT YET BUT IF HE LOOK OUT HIS WINDOW HE IWLL SEE ME STANDING IN THE STREET IN MY SPARKLES. I SEWED 3000 SPARKESL ON THIS HAT JUST FOR HIM. HE WILL SEE MY LOVE IS REAL AND I'M HAVING HIS BABY IN THE FUTURE. I'M THROWING A ROCK AT HIS WINDOW RIGHT NOW BUT I THINK K-SLUT SENT ONE OF HER SECURTIY GOOSN TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM HJIM THE BITHC.

 

[Dr Dave]

Wow..

 

[CaptainWacky]

OMG FUCK U CASSIE YEAH I'M GALD U'RE AT LEAST TRYING TO TALK ON MY WAVELENGTH LIKE THAT GUY MENTALIST DID BUT HE COUDLN'T HAND THE DISCUSSION AND I DROVE HIM OF FTHE BOARD SO YOU BETTER NOT THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT EITHER OKAY HONEYCAKES, BY THE WAY I ALREAYD DISPUTED THE ARHCER/TRIP THEORY IN 2000 THAT'@S RIGHT I DISPUTED IT BACK BEFORE ENTERPRISE WAS EVEN ON TV THAT'S HOW GOOD I AM I KNEW IT FROM THE LEAKED CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS DAT PHLOX/ARCHER WAS MEANT TO BE AND NOW ONTO WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT ROBERT BENIG YOURS!?!?!!? HE'S SPOILED NOW THAT HIS LOVE WITH K-STEW IS OVER I HEARD HE'S SLEEPING WITH WOMEN ALL OVER THE WORLD NOW SO YOU CAN HAVE HIM HE MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD NOW THAT HE'LL NVER BE IN PERFECT LOVE AGAIN AND AS FOR KRISTEN I HEARD SHE'S GET HER VAGINA SET ON CHRIS HEMSWORTH NOW AND SHE WANTS TO MAKE A PORN WITH HIM CALLED SNOW WHITE AND THE CUNTSMAN!?!?!?!

 

[Tisiphone]

DONT YOU GUYS KNOW THAT THIS IS ALL AN ELABORATE RUSE FOR KSLUT AND TAYTAY TO FINALLY BE TOGETHER SO THEY CAN HAVE WOLF SEX BECAUSE YOU KNOW TAYTAY IS REALLY A WOLF IN LIFE AND KSLUTTY'S STEW IS JUST DYING TO HAVE HIM MAKE HER FEEL LIKE A REAL WOMAN AND NOT LIKE SH'ES HAVING SEX WITH SOME COLD FISH WHO SAYS OOOH WE'RE THE SAME TEMPERATURE NOW AND DOESN'T SPARKLE AND OMG I KNEW IT WOUDLN'T LAST I FUCKING TOLD ALL YOU FUCKERS THAT SHE COULD NEVER BE HIS BRAND OF HEROIN BECAUSE HEROIN IS BAD FOR YOU AND HE OD'D ON HER SLUTTY PUSSY