Has the K-Stew/R-Patz split made you doubt Phlox/Archer?

Ilyanna

moral imperfection
KSLUTTY'S STEW IS JUST DYING TO HAVE HIM
I will never be able to watch that woman again in a movie without these words popping up in my head waiting to be screeched out.
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
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OMG WACKFACE I MY OLOVE IS SO REAL MY NECK HURST FROM ALL THSE SPARKLES ON THIS HAT BUT YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED DIDN'T YOU K-SLUTS GOONS LOCKED ME UP OVER NIGHT BECAUSE THEY SIAD I'M DANGEROUS TO MY ONE TRULE LVOE THAT IUS ROBERT. I TREID TO TELL THEM I'M HAVING HIS BABY BUT ONE OF THEM TOOK MY SPAKRLY HAT AND NOW HOW WILL ROBERT KNOW I'M HAVING HIS BABY IN THE FUTURE? I HAVE TO MAKE A NEW ONE AND IT WILL BE EVEN MORE SPRAKELY THAN EVER. K-SLUTS DISIEASE VAGINA WILL NEVER BE AS PARKLEY AS MY HAT THAT'S A FACT GIRLFRINED. MY HAT SPARKLES BRIGHTER THAN PHLOX ALINE PENSI. IM SENDING K-SLUT AN EMAIL I WILL MAKE HER BACK OFF MY MAN ROBERT. SHE ALREADY KNOWS CUZ SHE MOVING OUT OF THE HOSUE ROBURT AND ME WILL HAVE OUR BABIES IN. DON'T TELL ME ABOUT TRIP ARCHER EITHER I SAW THE SPARKLES BETWEEN THEM IT WAS THERE FOR ALL TO SEE YOU CAN'T DENY IT SO DON'T EVE TRY IT.
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
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Cassie

Touching the monolith
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BITHC EVERY THING ABOUT ROBERT IS HMY BUSNISS AND I KNEW 4EVAR THAT KSLUT WOULD BRKE HIS HARET BUT THATS OK BECAUE I IWLL FIX HIS HAART WITH MY LOVE AND YOU NEED TO BEAK OFF I AM ALL OVER HTIS LIKE A CHIMPAZXEE.
 

Tisiphone

Elitist Redheaded Trollop
She's basically threatening you, Cassie. LEAVE THEM ALONE OR YOU'LL HAVE TO GO THRU ME

Yeah, she would be hard to get around.
 

Cassie

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I WILL HAPROON HER WITH MY BEDAZZLER.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
HAVE YOU HEARD THAT CHARLIZE THERON IS TAKING SIDEZ NOW AND HIS CALLED KRISTEN A SLUT AND SAID SHE'S ON TEAM ROB? I BET SHE'S TRYING TO GET IN ROB'S PANTS THE OLD BAG WELL HE DOESN'T SLEEP WITH OLD THIRTY YEAR OLDS LIKE U BIATCH SO STAY AWAY FROM HIM AND STOP BEING SO TALL I KNOW WHAT U'RE DOING!!!??!
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
OMG HONEY U DON'T KNOW DAT THE REASON NONE OF DEM INVITE ME TO THEY'RE DANCE PARTIES IS BECAUSE THEY KNOW I'D OUTDANCE ALL THERE ASSES WITH MY DANCE MOVES, I ONCE OUTDANCED SEVENTEEN PROFESSIONAL DANCERS IN ONE NIGHT AND FIVE OF THEM HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITALE AND THE OTHER TWELVE WERE ALL SWEATING LIKE TUNA BUT I WAS FINE AND THEN I DID YET ANOTHER DANCE AND THE ALL THE BITCHES AND ALL THE HOS WERE FLOCKING AROUND MY FEET JUST TRYING TO TOUCH ME THEY WANTED ME SO MUCH SO DON'T TELL ME ABOUT DANCER DR BADMAN!
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
I KNOW THATS TRUE, I SAW THE SWEATY TUNSA AFTER THE DANCE. CHEALRIZE BETTER GET OFF ROBERT HIS MINE AND I HAVE BEEN BEDAZZLING UNTIL MY FINGERS ARE BLEEDING AND ROBERT WILL KNOW I LOVE HIM MORE THAN KSLUT OR CHARLIZE. I CAN'T EVN PICK UP MY HAT NOW.
 

Dr Dave

pillzlol
Oh PLEASE CaptainCantDance, we know how much BS THAT IS MR WORSE DANCER THEN Bad DANCER29.

Do you just make up dancing stories, THATS HELLA LAME OK BRA!
 

Cassie

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CAPTAINWACKY, OR SHOULD I CALL YOU OLIVIAENGLAND? i SAW YOUR POST ON HUFFINGTON POST

oliviaengland
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KRISTEN'S STUPID INDSTRECTION ISNT GOING TOO HURT HER CARER! ROB WILL FORGIVE HER AND THEY WILL GET PAST THIS

HAHA YOU ONLY HAVE 4 FANS I HAVE SIXTEEN THIS PROVES ROVERT IS MY ONE TRUE LOVE AND NOT KSLSUT. ALSO KSLUT CAN CRY ALL OVER JODY FOSTER BUT IT WON'T TAKE THE SPARKLES OFF MY HAT.
 

Cassie

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OH NO U DI'NT GIRLFRIEND.
 
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