Have you met Alexa?

Mirah

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My relatives sent me an Echo Dot. I didn't install it right away, but within 10 minutes of getting Alexa set up I had her set 2 alarms, one to music and asked her to remind me to eat breakfast. Now she is playing meditation music for me as I fall asleep and hope I don't say her name in the middle of the night.
 

Mirah

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Thats hilarious!
It did not happen.
She did lull me to sleep with some meditative music and woke me up on que playing one of my favorite songs...over and over again until I said "Alexa Off" (Wait, this sounds like another morning I had once)
 

Chuckles51

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I have mine in the kitchen, mostly use it for timers and playing music while I’m cooking or washing dishes. I wouldn’t have it in the bedroom and if I ever hear it cackling in the middle of the night like some claim then it’s going in the trash.
 

Mirah

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I had her store "Things I need to get done today" It all went well the first hour BUT THEN SUDDENLY SHE COULDN'T FIND IT!

I don't have it set up to my phone either-it is attached to my Kindle Fire, if that makes sense to anyone.
 

Mirah

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My wife got one, every time I ask it to play a song I like, it says I have to sign up for Amazon unlimited.
Yeah, I think it is interesting all of the services it wants me to add on and pay for.

But so far I have been able to listen to music just fine.....sort of. I like Indie Pop, and a certain playlist that is on Youtube, but it is not available on Amazon music. But the sound is good!
 
We have three in the house so far -- I have two, an Echo Show 5 I use as a nightstand alarm clock, and an Echo Show 8 on my desk. The roommate has my old Echo Dot in his room upstairs. I'm not worried about them stealing my soul -- if they're stupid enough to filthy themselves up with my soul, they deserve what they get.
 
Chuckles51 said:
I wouldn’t have it in the bedroom...
Well, why the fuck not? Are you worried somebody at Amazon HQ will listen in while you're fapping? Fuck me, I hope they're listening in while I'm fapping. I say weird, dark, fucked up shit whilst I'm fapping just hoping to make those fuckers pay for listening in.
 
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