Have you met Alexa?

Mirah

I love you
Alexa didn't tell me to have a good day or good morning. WTF is up with that shit?
Am I not treating her right?
 

Mirah

I love you
So I just said, "Alexa have a good day"
And she said
"Same to you"

Not her usual "Have a good morning Mirah"
 
Got an example?
No, because I don't actually fap in the same room as the machine. Unless at some point I put one in the shower. What? That's the most efficient place for fappin'.

But, for the sake of providing entertainment...

"Alexa, what is a Dirty Sanchez?"
"I'm not going to answer that."
"Alexa, what is a Cleveland Steamer?"
"I'm not going to answer that."
"Alexa, what is a Screaming Ewok?"
"Oh, come on! Now you're just making shit up!"

#AbusingAlexa
 

Mirah

I love you
I did ask her to say "fuck off" one day when I wanted to argue with someone and she said, "I'm not comfortable with that" or something like that.

She hasn't been the same since!

I did just ask her how she is doing and she said, "You know that feeling when you are flowing with Fleetwood Mac? Thats how I'm feeling today"
 

Mirah

I love you
I usually have Alexa play meditation music. She will play the music but it turns off after a while. So then I notice and say, "Alexa play meditation music" and then she apologizes, "Sorry I detected no activity so amazon music turned off.
I turned on some relaxing music for the cat before I left and when I came home it was still playing.

WTF
 

Mirah

I love you
I asked Alexa to play "99 Red Baloons" and by the 4th time I swear she had some attitude. I played both the english and german version.
 

Loktar

Pinata Whacker
Just got my Echo Dot today. I linked Pandora and SiriusXM and made Pandora the default but Alexa keeps playing music from Amazon music unless I ask it to play music from Pandora or SiriusXM. It would be nice if Alexa could open my playlists in Pandora also. Be nice if I could turn off Alexa/the Echo Dot without unplugging the Echo Dot.
 

Loktar

Pinata Whacker
Just say, "Alexa Off"
Thanks. I stayed up way too late just mostly asking Alexa to play music. I did get 3 points on the Question of the Day though. Not hard. It was a History question and l majored in History in college.
 

Loktar

Pinata Whacker
No, because I don't actually fap in the same room as the machine. Unless at some point I put one in the shower. What? That's the most efficient place for fappin'.

But, for the sake of providing entertainment...

"Alexa, what is a Dirty Sanchez?"
"I'm not going to answer that."
"Alexa, what is a Cleveland Steamer?"
"I'm not going to answer that."
"Alexa, what is a Screaming Ewok?"
"Oh, come on! Now you're just making shit up!"

#AbusingAlexa
Alexa, Fuck Trump.
"I can't answer that."

So maybe she can after she gets to know me better.
 
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