Monkey dies due to rage induced cranial hemorrhage. Upon autopsy, it is discovered that monkey a brain with the total weight of 1 oz, far less than the typical monkey brain. In its place is a note from god.BitchSlapSmitty said:When lame ass desk cop gets excited, hoagy gets caught in throat and everyone watches him die, cause no one's gonna perform cpr. Purple that you gay pride policia.
I.O.U one monkey brain. The baboons got a hold of the rest and ate them for lunch so I ran short. In its place I have equipped you with the brain of barn rat. Sorry.