Love Child
One Love
So last night I'm sleeping, and I have this dream.
I'm in bed with this zombie chick, she thinks I'm a zombie too, so its all cool. She isn't going to eat my brains, we're just going to have really cool zombie sex, whatever that is. But then I freak out because the other zombies are coming
(down the hallway)
and I realized, if we were two zombies fucking they would leave us alone. But we aren't two zombies I'm a human! And they will know and they will eat me and she will be pissed! (She didn't know because she was sort of a new zombie)
So I jump out of the window. A two story window and I jump out and land on the ground and all of the zombies come after me and I'm freaking out and I call up to my lover, "JoAnnnnnnnnn!" "Help!"
"LC why didn't you tell me that you weren't a zombie?"
"Because I didn't want you to be mad at me"
She jumps down as I am being devoured by the other zombies
and
I wake up
Dammit
and srsly wtf LOL I have never had a dream with zombies.
Plus, I dont' even think Zombies can talk.
I'm in bed with this zombie chick, she thinks I'm a zombie too, so its all cool. She isn't going to eat my brains, we're just going to have really cool zombie sex, whatever that is. But then I freak out because the other zombies are coming
(down the hallway)
and I realized, if we were two zombies fucking they would leave us alone. But we aren't two zombies I'm a human! And they will know and they will eat me and she will be pissed! (She didn't know because she was sort of a new zombie)
So I jump out of the window. A two story window and I jump out and land on the ground and all of the zombies come after me and I'm freaking out and I call up to my lover, "JoAnnnnnnnnn!" "Help!"
"LC why didn't you tell me that you weren't a zombie?"
"Because I didn't want you to be mad at me"
She jumps down as I am being devoured by the other zombies
and
I wake up
Dammit
and srsly wtf LOL I have never had a dream with zombies.
Plus, I dont' even think Zombies can talk.