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Volpone

Zombie Hunter

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
(Sorry for ruining your thread, Mirah.)
 

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
If a pirate has a peg leg or a hook for a hand, he could have a robot penis.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Especially of it's distracting you from ugly balls.
 

Mirah

I love you
Have you had to swab the poop deck yet?

Today a family was on the boat
as one of the kids was exiting he looked at his dad and said, "He pooped!"
I thought he was talking about his brother who was exiting at the same time-I assumed they had just come from the restroom since they were last off the boat. His father made sort of a face and I sort of made a surprised face and laughed a little.
The 2 kids exited the boat and the father got back on and I asked him what he was doing and he said "I have to get the dog"

OOOOOOH! The dog pooped!

And it happened to be on one of the doggy blankets-which are actually cage covers.

But luckily it was not my shift, so I went back to the office! :D

(The blanket got thrown away) They are supposed to be over the cage, not under the dog. (They did offer to pay for the blanket)
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I suppose it's better it was the dog than the kid.
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
 
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