I Just Took A Good Venooking

[jack]

Chuckie could never be a good comedian.

He's always blowing the punch line!

 

[jack]

How does Chuckie do a drive by?

He throws Skittles at you and screams "Taste the rainbow, bitches!"

 

[blackfoot NAP]

just took a good venooking vappooper, for you 'starship coyote'​

 

[jack]

What does Chuckie have in common with bungee jumpers?

They're both in big trouble if the rubber breaks

 

[jack]

A church is passing out donation boxes. “Whoever pays the most money for the church can choose three hymns at the end of the service,” the pastor offers to lure more donations. When Chuckie receives the donation tin, he leaves a $1000 in the tin. When the tin arrives at the pastor’s office, he is taken aback! “Whoever made such a tremendous donation, please make yourself known!” he exclaims. “I did,” Chuckie adds as he stands up. The pastor gives the man a friendly grin and says, “Thank you so much for such a generous contribution to this church! The church would appreciate it if you could choose three hymns “..

“I’ll take him, and him, and him!” Chuckie says as he points around the cathedral.

 

[jack]

Why did Chuckie get arrested at the golf course?

He wouldn't stop trying to wash peoples balls!

 

[jack]

Chuckie says his favorite football team are The Bears.

 

[blackfoot NAP]

just remeber peoples

kaboom! when i blow up, we all blow up.kaboom!

I blew up this thread

 

[jack]

Never go to a barbeque when Chuckie's cooking....

The hotdogs taste like shit.

 

[jack]

Blackfoot nap just posted:​

"I blew this thread"​

You sure did, buttboy. don't forget to swallow.

 

[jack]

I never take Chuckie to the music store, because all he does is try to lick the organ.

 

[jack]

I heard Chuckie got fired from the sperm bank.

Guess he got caught drinking on the job!

 

[jack]

What do you call Chuckie when he takes his teeth out?

A gummy bear!

 

[jack]

Why did Chuckie grow a moustache?

To hide the stretch marks.

 

[jack]

Why did Chuckie put a nicotine patch on his dick?

He was trying to cut down to two butts a day!

 

[blackfoot NAP]

damn! sorry, not sorry! for 'vappooper' bumping this thread about him!

he loves the negative poop and scoop attention.

 

[jack]

Guess dumbfuck doesn't realize this hijacked thread is all about him now.

Makes me

 

[jack]

Why dies Chuckie not drive faster than 68 mph?

Because when he hits 69 he blows a rod!

 

[jack]

Chuckie and a couple of this friends are sitting in a hot tub. Suddenly a big glob of cum floats to the surface of the tub. His two friends look at Chuckie and sat "quit farting".

 

[jack]

How do you fit Chuckie and two of this friends on a barstool?

Turn it upside down of course!