I Just Took A Good Venooking

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Volpone said:
Woke up in the middle of the night last night with labor pains. Headed to the delivery room and pushed out a healthy 8# CeeJay.

 

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Why could CeeJay never be an astronaut?

His ass would explode past 50,000 feet!

 

[The Question]

How is an Asian like an Advil?

They're both "Little. Yellow. Different."

How is CeeJay like Communism? Neither one works.

 

[C-40]

Nice bump Venooker!. Why would you bump a thread that's dissing you? Fucking attention whoring, "old dirty bastard"....And then you spam it. PATHETIC!...Fuck-Tard likes the abuse.

 

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Why would sharks never eat CeeJay?

They think he's whale shit.

 

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Why did CeeJay stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh!

 

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Why does CeeJay never take his phone into the bathroom?

He doesn't want to give away his IP address!

 

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When CeeJay takes a good shit he then pretends he's Flush Gordon!

 

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When CeeJay goes to McDonald's he always orders a "Number 2"

 

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Why did CeeJay dress like a clown?

Because his poops smell funny!

 

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Volpone said:
Woke up in the middle of the night last night with labor pains. Headed to the delivery room and pushed out a healthy 8# CeeJay.

 

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"old dirty bastard"

LOL sorry, I helped Wu-Tang Clan with one of their recordings, but I never played in the band. Thanks for the compliment though, shit eating cupcakeer.

 

[C-40]

LOL sorry, I helped gave Wu-Tang to the Ku Klux Klan. Thanks for the compliment though, shit eating cupcakeer.

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HA! HA!

 

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What's Wilson's favorite Movie snack?

Poopcorn!

 

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Why does Wilson love poop jokes?

He thinks they're the shit!

 

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Why does Wilson love alphabet soup?

Helps him have a proper vowel movement!

 

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Wilson wants to write music but he had trouble with his last movement!

 

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Why does Wilson think diarrhea is hereditary?

He says it runs in his jeans.

 

[The Question]

Why does Wilson think diarrhea is hereditary?

He says it runs in his jeans.

Well, that, and the inescapable family resemblance...

 

[blackfoot NAP]

I just took a vappooper. it you smelt it, i dealt it.