I may stop sucking dicks

[Donovan]

I was taught never to talk with my mouth full.

 

[Tisiphone]

I can't have sex without giggling or making a funny at some point. It's just a bizarre act.

It is a bizarre act, and it's just absurdly funny to me for some reason. It's not nervous giggles, it's the fact that I know you can hear me breathing loud with your dick in my mouth, and that's funny to me. It's that you don't speak at all, or groan or moan except at the very end, and it's funny. I've never had sex with a straight face.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You heard it here first, Tisi turned Eggs!

 

[DarthSikle]

Due to personal issues I pretty much must stop talking about sex for approximately four (4) months until my issues are sorted and I can engage in talk and examples again.

Thank you!

 

[Tisiphone]

That's unfortunate.

 

[Loktar]

Due to personal issues I pretty much must stop talking about sex for approximately four (4) months until my issues are sorted and I can engage in talk and examples again.

Thank you!

I need to get laid. I'd like to have one example.

 

[Mirah]

I hate it when I laugh his dick out of my pussy. He hates it too.

 

[Gagh]

Every time Tisi sucks a man's dick, his head deflates

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AND HE'S THANKFUL.

(Bumping the original since the parodies were gaining speed and force)

 

[Tisiphone]

I BROKE MY RULE

 

[Donovan]

AND HE'S THANKFUL.

 

[Tisiphone]

He better be.

 

[Conchaga]

Steak and BJ day is coming up soon. This fast may need to end for the greater good of mankind.

 

[Ishcabittle]

wasn't that yesterday? the 14th? one month after valentines?

 

[Laker_Girl]

Poor BDM missed out on "Steak and a Blow Job Day"...My gag reflex is so sensitive since we have a baby on board. Oh well, I won't be pregnant forever.

 

[Ishcabittle]

whoa...

 

[Tisiphone]

I have no gag reflex.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Surprisingly, I still have one.

 

[Tisiphone]

Like I said, my only problem is when I'm stopped up.

 

[Mentalist]

I can't have sex without giggling or making a funny at some point. It's just a bizarre act.

Me too. I can never maintain "serious face" for the entire duration. I'm such a child.