I still don't get Twitter

[CaptainWacky]

TISI ACCIDNETALLY CAPTIONED "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IT'S ALL FUCKING SHIT" DURING THE TNG EPISODE 'MASKS' WHEN IT WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK IT'S ALL FUCKING SHIT, DATA."

 

[Love Child]

I am browsing TK.

I read that as "Blowing TK"

Of Course.

 

[Tisiphone]

^I've already done that.

 

[Loktar]

!

 

[Mentalist]

The fact that Piers Morgan is relatively entertaining on Twitter worries and scares me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Alan Sugar: Oy, Piersy, you're fat you are.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Thanks, headvoid! I pointed out to a girl the idiocy of the "duh, rain and sun wtf?!" comment on one of these posters on the Underground yesterday and momentarily sounded like an intelligent human being. [Charlie Brooker]Huhh![/Charlie Brooker]

 

[headvoid]

You should post a critique of the ipad twitter ad on twitter, then encourage others to critique your critique and on and on, then we could create a fractal inforgraphic as the patterns emerge.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

A Mandelbrot pattern of tweets expressing surprise that the sun is visible during daylight hours - I like it!

The ads are kind of discredited when you go from seeing some "cool" hipster type having a casual browse of Twitter on their skinny jeaned lap, then get on a train and see some plonker watching three and a half minutes of Iron Man 2 before he has to get off again.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Are girls really impressed by pointing out the idiocy of Twitter adverts? They'd probably just say "so WHIT, it's just an advert, you ken, why are YE talking to me anyway, FOOK OFF!" if I tried it (these are scottish girls.)

 

[Fuddlemiff]

English girls are too polite not to pretend they're interested.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Question: What does "you ken" mean?

 

[Homo Erectus]

you know. or you see, like that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ken = know, yes.

I wish I lived in England.

 

[710x]

I get all that shit, which is why I have none of it, never had facebook, myspace, twitter, I still use a yahoo account for email, and I waste so little time on online bullshit because of it. This frees up more space in my day for downloading porn.