JESUS CHRIST, Who thinks throat fucking isn't weird.

[GANK MASTER]

PRAY!

 

[jack]

PWNED

 

[jack]

thanks though, Gankster for giving me a good laugh tonight. I really needed one.

 

[Donovan]

PRAY!

Quadriplegic tracheotomy patients?

 

[Riotgear]

I saw a guy with a fucking weird throat. No Jesus Christ. Just a weird fucking throated dude.

 

[Lilac]

PRAY!

"Hi, you've reached the voice mailbox for God. Please leave your prayer after the beep and He will return it in the order received."

 

[jack]

Somewhere in Heaven God is removing the tracheotomy tube from JFK's neck....

 

[Seph]

LOL

 

[total kaos]

Student X: Is a throat job the same as a throat fuck?

Professor Sex: Not exactly. While in some cases there may be little practical difference, a throat job can occur without the recipient doing any thrusting motions typically involved in a throat fuck.

throat fucking is only weird if gagging or vomiting is involved. i try not to penetrate pass the tonsils.

 

[Seph]

im sure urs does not reach.

 

[jack]

tHAT'S WHY GOD MADE CHINS

 

[total kaos]

throat fucking is only weird if gagging or vomiting is involved. i try not to penetrate pass the tonsils.

im sure urs does not reach.

i get it.

how deep is your throat mister irrelevant?

 

[Seph]

idiots response is idiotic

 

[GANK MASTER]

"Hi, you've reached the voice mailbox for God. Please leave your prayer after the beep and He will return it in the order received."

JESUS CHRIST.

Mocking GOD isn't a bright thing to do. Repent before it's too late.

 

[Kitty]

You don't do God justice by speaking on his/her/it/God's behalf.

 

[Donovan]

God is currently poking a pencil through the hole in JFK's head and saying, "See? Back and to the left, motherfuckers, I TOLD you!" And JFK is getting pissed because everybody keeps putting their fingers in to touch his brain...

 

[GANK MASTER]

You don't do God justice by speaking on his/her/it/God's behalf.

Praise GOD and THE HOLLY GHOST.

 

[GANK MASTER]

God is currently poking a pencil through the hole in JFK's head and saying, "See? Back and to the left, motherfuckers, I TOLD you!" And JFK is getting pissed because everybody keeps putting their fingers in to touch his brain...

GOD still loves you even though you don't. Only JESUS can save you know.

PRAY.

 

[Seph]

cunt

 

[jack]

GOD still loves you even though you don't. Only JESUS can save you know.

PRAY.

And you know this how?